Celebrity jokes, Celebrities Jokes, Pop Culture jokes

Add a joke Newest jokes Most popular

When Teddy Rosavelt said there is nothing to fear but fear itself he obiously hadn't met Chuck Norris.

19

0

Chuck Norris is allowed to draw pictures of Mohammad.

19

0

Why didn't the cannibal eat Mike Tyson?
He thought he would give him a paunch!

19

0

Superman's weakness isn't kryptonite, it's obvious who it is...

19

0

Growing up, Samuel L. Jackson didn't have a mother and a father.
He had a mother and a motherf*cker.

19

0

Somebody told me the best way to meet women is to do something you enjoy - right away, you have something in common.
So, I've spent the past year smoking dope and watching television.

18

0

Stevie Wonder recently told his wife that he wants to see other people.

18

0

Chuck Norris, Mr T and Arnold Swieznigger died in a plane crash they got to heavens door way and god asked them what there business is. Arnold replied "I want to be your right hand man".
Mr T said "I wanna be your left hand man".
Chuck Norris said "get the fuск out of my chair".

18

0

I thought I was at a Nicki Minaj concert for 20 minutes before I realized I was just watching a homeless man yell at a рigеоn.

18

0

James Bond got this email from a friend:
CanYouPleaseFixTheSpaceBarOnMyKeyboard?

18

0

Justin Timberlake didn't bring sеxy back Chuck Norris did.

18

0

Jason Bourne is Chuck Norris' daughter...

18

0

Steve Austin had to be rebuilt as the Six Million Dollar Man after he looked Chuck Norris in the eye, shook his hand and then went weak at the knees.

18

0

Why is Michael Jackson addicted to pain killers?
To stop him from going OW OW OW!

17

0

Did you hear Lorena Bobbitt was almost killed in a traffic accident?
Some diск cut her off.

17

0

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

16

0

What do Rodney King and Nicole Simpson have in common?
They just didn't listen

16

0

Rocky Balboa was a lucky man because Chuck Norris didn't pursue a boxing carreer.

16

0