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150 people died on a Germanwings flight because some selfish little сunт wouldn’t open a door.
If only Oscar Pistorius had been on board.

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Sylvester Stallone tells us that he is “better at painting than at acting.”
I’ve never seen his paintings, but I agree with him.

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One small step for man… One giant leap for Danny DeVito.

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My pet mouse Elvis died yesterday.
He was caught in a trap.

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North West is gonna be scarred for life when she watches Bound 2

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Apparently Stevie Wonder has stopped writing music.
He dropped his pen.

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I saw Katie Price give a couple of pence to charity earlier.
“Why so little?” I asked.
She said, “It’s the only way I can get someone to call me a tight сunт nowadays.”

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My manager's Jewish. My agent's Jewish. Let's face it, show business is run by 2,000 Jews and Oprah, and she lives next door to Spielberg, which makes her Jewish by association.

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Oscar Pistorius will be allowed to compete again in events in 2019.
As the race starter.

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Oscar Pistorious was asked what the most difficult time of his trial was..
He replied “Right at the start. when the judge said “all rise”.

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What has four arms, two legs, and howls in the night?
Oscar Pistorius being rареd by his cellmate.

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I heard a funny noise whilst in bed last night so I jumped up and did all the usual stuff - checked the front door, checked the windows, shot my girlfriend five times, checked the back door.
Turns out there was no one there!

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag?
One is pale, dangerous to children, and made of plastic. The other one is a plastic bag.

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Rihanna’s IQ is 117.
Can you beat that?
Chris Brown can!

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The easiest job on the planet is the DJ at a classical music station. It's a sweet gig. 'Here's Beethoven's 9th Symphony. I'll be back in an hour and a half.'

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Why is chris brown last name brown? cuz he is racist

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“You spend far too much time on that fuскing computer.”
Possibly a bit harsh, but as one of Stephen Hawking’s closest friends, I felt someone had to tell him.

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When you combine "Red Dawn" with "Blue Velvet," do you get "Purple Rain"?

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