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I hate the auto-correct feature on my phone.
Every time I try to type ‘сunт’ it changes it to Jose Mourinho.

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If you think Justin bieber is a gаy, rетаrdеd little girl, rate kickass.

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When Bruce Jenner was asked why he has become a woman he replied,
“Have you seen how much money those slаg daughters of mine make? ”

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Wayne Rooney being gored to death by a mythological creature...
Now that's Fantasy Football.

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What do you call two or more Brittany Spears's in a box?
A box of Но-Но's

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If you think your life is bad, just remember that Stevie Wonder will never ever see Jennifer Lawrence’s leaked nudes.

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It’s cruel that people make fun of the way Stephen Hawking talks.
I use one of those voice boxes myself and can synthesise with him.

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Posh Gingеr Sporty Scary Baby…
That will be the result when Prince Harry finally has a kid.

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“Fuскing hеll, I’ve only been in prison a short while and look how much my grass has grown.”
“Stop dicking around, Oscar, put your legs back on.”

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Police have removed a large amount of material from a house belonging to Cliff Richard.
Fingers crossed it’s just child роrn and not new music.

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W hy does Hillary want to have sеx with Bill every day at 5 am?
She wants to make sure that she is the first lady.

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My missus once baked a cake so dark and rich that one of the Kardashians wanted to marry it.

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What’s the difference between Oscar Pistorius and George Michael?
Oscar Pistorius has only been arrested once for firing off a few rounds in a toilet.

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Stephen Hawking маsтurватing - Now there’s a sтrоке of genius

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Steve Harvey should host the Oscars so Leo can finally win one.

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After considerable research, it has been discovered that the artist Vincent Van Gogh had many relatives. Among them were:
His dizzy aunt… Verti Gogh
The brother who ate prunes… Gotta Gogh
The constipated uncle… Cant Gogh
The brother who worked at a convenience store… Stopn Gogh
The grandfather from Yugoslavia… U Gogh
The cousin from Illinois… Chica Gogh
His magician uncle… Wherediddit Gogh
The ballroom dancing aunt… Tan Gogh
A sister who loved disco… Go Gogh
The bird lover uncle… Flamin Gogh
His nephew psychoanalyst… E. Gogh
The fruit loving cousin… Man Gogh
An aunt who taught positive thinking… Wayto Gogh
The little bouncy nephew… Poe Gogh
The hairdresser… Washan Gogh
The marathon runner… Readysteady Gogh

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Donald Trump got more fат women out walking than Michelle Obama did in 8 years.

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It’s like my love life is the Oscar’s and I’m Leonardo DiCaprio.

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