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The first time I got a universal remote control, I thought to myself "This changes everything".
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There's not just a straight temperature app on my smartphone. At least not a fahinhieght one there is always a cell-sius built in .
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My voicemail message is just instructions on how to send a text message with brief pauses filled with heavy sighing.
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10 Arten von Menschen
10 Τύποι
10 вида хора (двоично)
Съществуват 10 вида хора. Тези които разбират двоичен код
Es gibt genau 10 Typen von Menschen. Solche
There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who have regular sex.
Il y a 10 types de personnes dans le monde : ceux qui comprennent le binaire et les autres. Et ceux qui ne s'attendaient pas à ce que cette blague soit en base 3
Hay 10 tipos de personas
Es gibt 10 Arten von Menschen in der Welt. Die einen verstehen das Binärsystem und die anderen nicht!
Ci sono 10 categorie di persone: chi comprende il sistema binario e chi non lo comprende.
Existem somente 10 tipos de pessoas no mundo inteiro: Aquelas que entendem binário e aquelas que não entendem.
Ci sono solo 10 tipi di persone al mondo… quelle che comprendono il binario e quelle che non lo comprendono.
Det finns tio typer av människor: De som förstår binära och de som inte gör det.
Exista 10 tipuri de oameni: cei care inteleg numerele binare si cei care nu.
Існує 10 типів людей: ті
Et finns ju 10 typer av människor
There are 10 kinds of people:
1. Those who understand binary.
10. Those who don't understand this joke.
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Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive
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A clean house is the sign of a broken computer.
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I've snagged so many catfish on dating sites, I'm now a licensed fisherman.
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Guy 1: Hey! Why do you smoke cigarettes even though there is a warning on the pack that says it's bad for your health?
Guy 2: I am a software professional. I don't bother about warnings -- I am concerned only about the "Alerts."
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Apple should make a sarcasm font and call it the iRoll.
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I think my neighbor is stalking me as she’s been googling my name on her computer.
I saw it through my telescope last night.
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Any room is a panic room if you've lost your phone in it.
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Kyle:
"Dude, why is my netflix DVD out in the snow?"
Ben:
"Well, I heard the coolest thing on the internet right now is netflix and CHILL!"
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I would like to thank everybody that stuck by my side for those five long minutes my house didn't have internet.
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How do i turn off caps lock? i accidentally turned it on yesterday and i don't know how to turn it back off. All my friends are mad because they think i am shouting at them over internet. Please help!!!
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Chuck Norris can make a Java Program in visual studio 2010.
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Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.
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Yo mama is so sтuрid that she bought curtains for her computer just because it had Windows.
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Chuck Norris's programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.
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