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What is a pirate's favorite part of music theory?
Arrrr-peggios!

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What happened to the pirate when his wooden leg caught fire?
He got burnt to the ground.

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What subject are pirates best at at school?
Arrrrt.

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What do you call a pirate with two eyes, two hands and two legs?
A beginner.

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It always struck me as odd that the Pirates of the Caribbean DVD had a piracy warning…

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To err is human.
To arr is seriously pirate.

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Why are pirates such eager readers of the Рlаyвоy?
Because of the arrrticles.

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Oh no, sir, I said pirate ship. What on Earth would possess me to call you a pile of shiт?!

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What were the pirate’s words when he blew out the candles on his 80th birthday cake?
Answer: Aye matey!

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What is regularly given to the sea around 8 am, if the digestion is right?
The captain’s log.

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How do pirates know that they are pirates?
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They think so, therefore they arrr.

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What is a pirate’s favorite movie?
Booty and the Beast. (But it is arr-rated.)

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How did Captain Hook died?
Multiple stabbings. He got a bad case of an itchy rash.

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In case his ship is sunk, every pirate carries a bar of soap with him at all times.
You know, to wash him ashore.

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Who was the first pirate?
Noah, the builder of the Arrrrk.

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Steve: I know a pirate with a wooden leg called Joe.
Pete: Really? I wonder what he called his hook.

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What’s the difference between a pirate and a strawberry farmer?
The pirate buries his treasure, the farmer treasures his berries.

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How do you greet a Spanish pirate guy with a rubber toe?
Hola Ruberto!

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