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Q: Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?
A: Because they can spend years at C!

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Yo' Mama is so flat, pirates can't wait to get their hands her a sunken chest.

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Chuck Norris once shook a pirates hand.
That pirate is now known as Captain Hook

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What is a ghost pirate’s favorite kind of tea?
Boo tea.
(Courtesy of my 6 year old)

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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye matey!

*Courtesy of a 7 year old in my class.*

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A pirate walks into a bar and orders a drink.
The bartender looks down and says, "You know that you have a steering wheel in your pants"
The pirate replies, "Ay, it's drivin' me nuts."

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A pirate walks into a bar and sits down.
The bartender walks over to him and says "Hey, I couldn't help but notice when you walked in.
Is that a steering wheel hung between your legs?"
"Aye!" replied the pirate, "And it's drivin' me nuts!"

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What's a pirate's least favourite letter?
Dear Sir,
We are writing to you because you have violated copyright ...

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What's a Pirate's least favourite letter?
Dear Customer,
Due to recent illegal activities that have been performed through your connection, your internet service has been permanently disconnected.
- Sincerely, your ISP.

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What's a pirate's least favourite letter?
Dear Sir/Madam,
We are writing this letter to inform you that your account has been suspended for illegal downloading of copyrighted material

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What's a pirate's least favorite letter?
Dear sir,
Your internet access has been terminated due to illegal usage.
Sincerely, your service provider.

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Girl asked me to netflix and chill, but I download all my movies illegally....
So I was like na, more like pirate and воотy.

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Since We're Doing Pirate Jokes. What Does Every Pirate Hate?
A small chest with no воотy.

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What a pirate’s favorite letter of the alphabet?
None of them. Historians suggest that most pirates would have been illiterate.

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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye, matey

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Cat worship

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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on the front of his pants. The bartender asks, "What's with the wheel?"
The pirate says, "Arrrr! It drives me nuts!"

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I asked a pretty, young, homeless woman if I could take her home, and she said yes with a big smile.
The look on her face soon changed when I walked off with her cardboard box.

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