Jokes about Sailors

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Where does a pirate love to eat fast food?
ARRRRBys
(I work at arbys and every single time I say it customers ALWAYS laugh C: )

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What do. A trumpet and a pirate have in common?
They both commit мurdеr on the high C(sea)

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A pirate captain and his mates take a trip to Las Vegas
As they approach the city, the Captain yells "Thaarr she blows!"
A woman yells from the distance "No, my shift doesn't start for another hour!"

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I saw a pirate finally purchase Adobe Photoshop.
He handed the cashier a hook and a peg.

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Why did the pirate have a fат girlfriend?
Real women have (s)curv(y)
... Yeah it's a bit of a stretch

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The best pirate joke(in your best pirate voice): What is a pirates favorite letter?
Every body says its the "R" but it is actually the "C."

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How do you pirate in French?
*Poirot*

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