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I go to school where students are higher than their grades.
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little johnny sat in the classroom. the teacher says class if you can tell me who said these quotes, ill let you leave early. who said four score and seven years ago? nancy beats johnny to it and shouts abe lincoln! the teacher says nancy you can leave. who said ask not what your country can do for you but what you can do for you? john kennedy shouts out susan. the teacher says very good susan you can leave. johnny says i wish these вiтсhеs would keep their mouths shut. the teacher says WHO SAID THAT?! johnny said tiger woods! can i leave now?
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You're the reason God created the middle finger.
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I'm not insulting you, I'm describing you.
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Q: What's the first thing elves learn in school?
A: The "elf"-abet!
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You might be a redneck if, your dad walks you to school because you are both in the same grade.
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Teacher - Get rid of your drink. No drinks in class.
Student - I got it from my doctor he told me to drink it
Teacher - Who's your doctor?
Student - Dr. Pepper
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Teacher: Do you want to spend lunch in my class!?
Me: you asking me out on a date?
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Yo mama so fат the only reason she took algebra in high school was because she heard there was gonna be some pi.
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I think my phone is broken. I pressed home and I'm still at school!
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Little Johnny likes to gamble.
One day, his dad gets a new job, so his family has to move to a new city.
Johnny's dad thinks, "I'll get a head start on Johnny's gambling."
He calls the teacher and says, "My son Johnny will be starting your class tomorrow, but he likes to gamble, so you'll have to keep an eye on him."
The teacher says, "Okay," because she can handle it.
The next day, Johnny walks into class and hands the teacher an apple and says, "Hi, my name is Johnny."
She says, "Yes, I know who you are."
Johnny smiles and says, "I bet you $10 you've got a mole on your вuтт."
The teacher thinks that she will break his little gambling problem, so she takes him up on the bet.
She pulls her pants down, shows him her вuтт, and there is no mole.
That afternoon, Johnny goes home and tells his dad that he lost $10 to the teacher and explains why.
His dad calls the teacher and says, "Johnny said that he bet you that you had a mole on your вuтт and he lost."
The teacher says, "Yeah, and I think I broke his gambling problem."
Johnny's dad laughs and says, "No you didn't, he bet me $100 this morning that he'd see your аss before the day was over."
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Person 1: Dude your gаy.
Person 2: Actually, I'm as straight as the pole your mom dances on.
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Them - Your an аsshоlе.
You - I'm glad I'm an аsshоlе because without аsshоlеs like me there wouldn't be shiт like you!
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Little Johnny... The Way You Think школа. идет урок математики. учительница: - дети Μου αρέσει ο τρόπος που σκέφτεστε... Μου αρέσει ο τρόπος που σκέφτεσαι... В класната стая учителката пита Иванчо: Иванчо в час по математика. Τρόπος σκέψης A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn't paying attention Little Johnny was doing his work in math class Στην τάξη του Τοτού έχουν μαθηματικά. Ρωτάει η δασκάλα: A little boy is in school working on his arithmetic. Na sala de aula a Professora ( P ) pergunta para o Joãozinho ( J ): Lehrerin zu Fritzchen im Matheunterricht "Une prof dit à son élève : « Il y a 3 oiseaux sur un banc. Je prends un fusil I skolan frågar fröken: - Det sitter fem kråkor på en gren. Du skjuter en Die Lehrerin im Unterricht: „Wenn auf einem Ast drei Vögel sitzen und ich einen abschieße Trois femmes sont sur la plage Jantje zit op school Öğretmeni Ali'ye sormuş;''Ağacta 5 kuş var birini vurdum Kalles lärare frågade en Kalle. - Om det finns 5 fåglar på en telefonledning och en jägare skjuter ner 2. Hur många är det kvar? - Inga. - Njae... Rätt svar är 2 Fröken frågar Olle: - Det sitter tre fåglar på en gren Eine Lehrerin beschließt die Intelligenz ihrer Schüler zu testen. Sie fragt Fritzchen: Wenn auf einem Zaun zwei Vögel sitzen Het is tijd voor de rekenles en de juffrouw vraagt aan Jantje: "Er zitten 6 vogels op een hek Урок у школі. Вовочка дивиться у вікно і бачить La maestra in aula: “Vi pongo un problema: sul ramo di un albero ci sono otto uccellini; arriva un cacciatore Der Lehrer stellt seinen Schülern eine Frage: Es sitzen 10 Spatzen auf dem Zaun La maitresse interroge toto : - Il y a 3 oiseaux sur un fil Kadın matematik öğretmeni dersinde öğrencilere sorar: - Bir ağacın dalında 7 tane kuş var. Bir taş attım Matematika óra. A tanárnő kérdezi a gyerekeket: - Gyerekek! Három veréb ül a villanydróton. Ha az egyiket lelőjük Matekórán a tanárnő feltesz az osztálynak egy kérdést: - Gyerekek Pani w szkole pyta dzieci: - Dzieci Læreren: Der sidder 4 fugle på en gren i et træ. Så kommer der en jæger og skyder den ene. Hvor mange er der så tilbage? Peter: Ingen La ora de matematica invatatoarea ii intreaba pe copii: - Trei vrabii stau pe o craca. Pe una o impuscam. Cite ramin atunci pe craca? - Nici una Toto à l’école écoute avec attention le problème posé par la maîtresse : - « Trois oiseaux sont posés sur un fil La maestra: Bambini oggi faremo un esercizio di matematica. - Su di un albero ci sono 10 uccelli; arriva il cacciatore e ne ammazza uno. Quanti uccelli rimangono? Pierino: - Nessuno signora... Matek óran a tanítónéni a következő feladatot adja a gyerekeknek : - Van három bagoly az ágon Hodina. Učitelka: „Tak Ο Τοτός ήταν στο σχολείο και η δασκάλα έκανε μαθηματικά. Ρωτάει η δασκάλα την Ελενίτσα: - « Ελενίτσα αν κάθονται τρία πουλάκια στο δέντρο και ρίξεις μια πέτρα στο ένα πόσα θα σου μείνουν? Δυο... Im Mathe-Unterricht fragt die Lehrerin den kleinen Otto: "Otto Skolotāja jautā Pēterītim: - Uz koka sēž 5 vārnas
A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little Johnny.
"None, they all fly away with the first gunshot."
The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking."
Then Little Johnny says,
"I have a question for YOU.There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream. One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and suскing the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?"
The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies,
"Well I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and suскеd the cone."
"The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on...
.....but I like your thinking."
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in bed - alarm rings at 6:00 AM. u close your eyes for 5 minutes and its 7:45
in school - its 1:30 u close ur eyes for 5 minutes and it's 1:31
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Whenever someone asks me if I "Have a sec?"
I tell them "Sure. I have lots of secs."
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"At least I don't shower nакеd!"
Yell that during any kind of argument and you'll win.
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Friend - "Hey your blocking the view!"
Me - "I am the view."
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