A mother went to pick up her daughter from elementary school and found her doing handstands against the wall. When they got into the car, the mother said,
"Darling, I wish you wouldn't do that because the boys can see your раnтiеs."
"Okay, mommy," the little girl replied. The next day, the mother noticed her little girls hands looked dirтy, so she asked,
"You haven't been doing handstands again and letting those boys see your раnтiеs, have you?"
"Oh no, mummy," the daughter replied. "Honestly! I took them off first."
One day at school, little Jimmy needed to go to the restroom so he raised his hand. The strict substitute teacher asked him to say the full alphabet before she would let him go. "But Miss, I am bursting to go," said Jimmy. "You may go, but after you say the full alphabet."
"A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O-Q-R-S-T-U-V-W-X-Y-Z," he said. Catching his mistake, the substitute asked,
"Jimmy, where is the 'P?'" He answered, "Halfway down my legs, Miss."