A mom of an eight year old boy is awaiting her son's arrival from school. As he runs in, he says he needs to talk to her about making babies. He claims he knows about the development of a fetus, but doesn't understand the answer to the million dollar question. Namely, how does the sреrм get into the woman? The mom asks the boy what he thinks the answer is. The boy says that the sреrм is manufactured in the man's stomach, rises up to his chest, then throat, and into his mouth, where he then kisses the woman and deposits the sреrм into her mouth. The mom tells her boy that it is a good guess, but it's wrong. She gives him a hint by telling him that the sреrм comes out of the man's реnis. Suddenly, the boy's face becomes quite red and he says,
"You mean you put your mouth on that thing?"
There was once a black boy, a jewish boy, and an Italian in 3rd grade. One day, they decided to play "who has the biggest diск". The Jew whipped it out, and then the Italian, and then the black. They looked at the black diск in astonishment, and told him it's huge because he's black.
That night at the dinner table, he told his parents "the other boys at school said that my diск is big because I'm black, is this true?" She replied, "no son, it's because you're 24".