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A boy asked his teacher"Can I go to the tolilet please miss?" but the teacher said "No, we're doing the alphabet" 5 Minutes later he asked again and the teacher says "no, it's your turn to do the alphabet." So he goes " A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O Q R S T U V W X Y Z". Then the teacher askes "where's your P?" He replies with "It's halfway down my leg miss"

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Middle schoolers 10 years ago: the wheels on the bus go round and round. Round and round.
Middle schoolers now: me diск in her pussey goes in and out. In and out.

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School starts with "s" and so does slavery.
Coincidence? I think not.

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Little johny and little april went to sunday school on sunday and little april always fell asleep but one time the the teacher called on her and asked who is our creator little johny took a pin and stuck her in the вuтт and she woke up and said god all mighty and the teacher says right and then she falls back asleep then the teacher called on her again and who is our savior little johny pocked her in the вuтт again and she woke up again and said jesus сhrisт then the teacher says right then she falls back asleep and then the teacher calls on her again and asked what did eve say to adam when she had her 23rd child and little johny poked her in the вuтт and she woke up again and she said if u stick that thing in me one more f*cking time i break it in two and shove it up ur ass

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Yo momma so fат, she saw a schoolbus full of white kids and yelled "Stop That Тwinкiе!!"

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Yo mama is so old that that when she was in school there was no history class!

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Yo mama so old, her high school photo was a cave painting

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A blonde guy in the 6th Grade got a ticket that said 'Free Dress Day.' He came back to school and wore a dress that said 'FREE!' on it.

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The school called me today and said,
"Your son's been telling lies".
"Well tell him he's f*cking good" I replied, "I ain't got any kids!"

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School:2+2=4
Homework:2+4+2=8
Exam: John has 3 Apple's,his train is 7 minutes early,calculate the mass of the Sun. Next question.

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For all you mothers out there today, remember that you have high school tomorrow, so don't stay up too late.

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* During school *
"What day is it?"
"Friday, May 24th, 2013. 2:15 pm"
* Summer vacation *
"What day is it?"
"Maybe July."

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Johnny's daddy is the principle of the school.
He saw his teacher leaving school.
Johnny:
"Hey miss where you going?"
Teacher:
"Home."
Johnny:
"Can I come with?"
Teacher:
" No!"
Johnny:
" I'm gonna tell my daddy!"
Teacher:
"Fine."
They arrive at the teachers house...
Teacher:
"Johnny i'm going to take a shower."
Johnny:
"Can I come?"
Teacher:
"No!"
Johnny:
"I'm gonna tell my daddy."
Teacher:
"Fine."
They are in the shower...
Johnny:
"Can I touch your belly button?"
Teacher:
"No."
Johnny:
"I'm gonna tell my daddy."
Teacher:
"Fine."
Teacher:
"Errr... Johnny thats not my belly button!"
Johnny:
" Thats not my finger."

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Dear Algebra,
Please stop making us find your X.
And we don't know Y either.
Sincerely,
High School Students

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Why were the tampons hiding behind the school hall? They were bunking a period

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The best 2 days of school:
The first day
The last day

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My teacher asked me the first day of school, "Are you chewing?"
I said,
"No, Chewing is probably one these exchange students, my name is Michael."

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My little sister was being made fun of at school be#ausc shes adopted so she told them, " my momma choose me. your parents are stuck with you."

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