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My english teacher told me that the file I sent her was corrupt, and that she couldn't open it
I suggested bribing it

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My Latin/Greek teacher always gets the English and Greek 'U' mixed up
Oopsilon

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My English teacher said that nothing rhymes with orange.
There was a young man who had nothing,
Until one day he happened upon an orange.
That rhymes?

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I bumped into my old English teacher.
He said,
"What's new?"
I said,
"It's an adjective."

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When I was a little kid, my dad would swear then say "Excuse my French"
One day the teacher asked if anyone could speak a foreign language and I raised my hand

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I once fell in love with an English Teacher....
... I wrote her a love letter and she corrected it.

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Before we left the room, our teacher told us all to pick up at least one piece of trash on our way out.
So as I walked out the classroom, I looked at her and said "Hey baby, here's my number, call me."

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A mexican boy in english class...
A mexican boy in english class passed a note to his friend. The teacher saw it, and screeched "WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?"
To which he replied, "writing an esé"

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A yoga teacher was murdered...
... They're saying it was premeditated.

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My English teacher got really angry about the format of my essay.
It wasn't justified.

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Teacher said this one in class.... Why are there no Muslims in Star Trek?
Because it's the future.

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A joke from Civil War History Class today
Teacher asks:
'The southern plantations were very wealthy. Exactly how much of that wealth did the slaves get?'
Student answers:
'A whip'

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So there's this classroom full of students in china...
... And this kid named meng was making fun of the teacher. The teacher walks up to him and yells; now listen you... All of a sudden the kid next to him says, but meng did it not me.

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So my math teacher asked me to do an initial value problem...
... And I said,
"Y Naught?"

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Question: Why is it so much fun to ride a train with a teacher?
Answer: He says spit out the gum and the train goes chew chew.

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