Having put in over 300 miles behind the wheel during the first day of the cross country business trip, the weary salesman was prepared to stop at the first motel along the road, when he spotted a sign advertising, “GRANDMA’S WНОRЕНОUSЕ 30 MILES AHEAD.”
His spirits understandably cheered, the salesman drove on to Grandma’s place,where he was greeted by a sweet old lady who silently led him to a plushly decorated waiting room and motioned for him to sit down.
Without uttering a single word, she then left the room and returned momentarily with a picture of a beautiful young girl and a note stating that if he liked what he saw in the photo, the salesman should pay her $50 and use the door at the far end of the room.
The excited traveler quickly handed her the prescribed amount and rushed through the designated doorway, only to find himself standing back outside in the cold night air.
Turning abruptly, he discovered a message painted across the door, which read, ”CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SСRЕWЕD BY GRANDMA.”
First thing they said, 'Well, Tiger, you're the first African America...' He was like, 'Ah, ah ,ah, ah -- first of all, I'm not African American. I'm two-thirds this, a quarter of that, an eighth of this, a fifth of Irish.' I'm like, 'How many people was havin' sеx that night, Tiger?'
This undergraduate was very attracted to a charming and delightful woman in one of his classes. She was bright, witty, good looking, and very friendly. She also was in a wheelchair because she’d lost both legs in an accident.
This proved to be no real barrier, however; this was one formidable woman whether she had legs or not. The young man asked her out on a date and she accepted.
They had a wonderful evening together, and they were most attracted to one another. When he brought her home, one thing led to another in the seat of the car, but she stopped him just at a crucial moment and said, “Wait, I’ve got an idea that will make it better for both of us. See that elm tree over there? Let me hang from that lower branch while we do it.”
He was amazed not only at her upper body strength, but also at how good the sеx was.
“What an incredible fсuк”, he thought. Afterward, he brought her wheelchair over and gently took her down and wheeled her up to the house. As he was preparing to go, however, he saw her father standing on the porch.
“Young man, I want you to know that I saw everything you did with my daughter.”
“You did?”
“Yes. And, I want to thank you.”
“You do?”
“Yes. Every other guy she’s brought home has left her hanging in the dамn tree!”