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Ein Mann geht zum Pfarrer und fragt: "Sagen Sie mal
The Golfer asked his Caddy, "Hey boy, do you think it is a sin to play golf on Sunday?
Caddy replied, "The way you play, Sir, its a сriме any day of the week!"
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I phoned the local gym and I asked if they could teach me how to do the splits.
He said, "How flexible are you?"
I said, "I can't make Tuesdays or Thursdays."
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Kobe Bryant wears the number 24 to remind himself about how many seconds he has to hog the ball.
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I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
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A group from Chicago spent a weekend gambling in Las Vegas.
One of the men on that trip won $100,000.
He didn't want anyone to know about it, so he decided not to return with the others, but took a later plane home - arriving back 3 a. M.
He immediately went out to the backyard of his house, dug a hole and planted the money in it.
The following morning he walked outside and found only an empty hole.
He noticed footsteps leading from the hole to the house next door, which was owned by a deaf-mute.
On the same street lived a professor who understood sign language and was a friend of the deaf man.
Grabbing his pistol, the enraged man went to awaken the professor and dragged him to the deaf man's house.
"You tell this guy that if he doesn't give me back my $100,000 I'm going to кill him!" he screamed at the professor.
The professor conveyed the message to his friend, and his friend replied in sign language, "I hid it in my backyard, underneath the cherry tree."
The professor turned to the man with the gun and said,
"He's not going to tell you.
He said he'd rather die first."
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In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with clubs and yelled, it was called witchcraft; today, in civilized society, it is called golf.
Golf is an expensive way of playing marbles.
Golf is a game in which the slowest people in the world are those in front of you, and the fastest are those behind.
Golf: A five mile walk punctuated with disappointments.
The secret of good golf is to hit the ball hard, straight and not too often.
There's no game like golf: you go out with three friends, play eighteen holes, and return with three enemies.
Golf was once a rich man's sport, but now it has millions of poor players.
An amateur golfer is one who addresses the ball twice: once before swinging, and once again after swinging.
Many a golfer prefers a golf cart to a caddy because the cart cannot count, criticize or laugh.
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Bill Gates arrives at the port to heaven and hеll.
Petrus says: You see Bill, we don't know what to do with you.
You may choose "heaven" or "hеll".
Bill peeks in heaven and sees a couple of old boring men sitting around at a table.
Bill takes a look in hеll and sees really beautiful women, sеx, drugs, rock and roll, and most of all, gambling.
So Bill says : I am a gambling man, I want to go to hеll!
Once in hеll, Bill is immediately thrown into the fire.
So Bill says : hey, what the hеll is this, I saw all the gambling, the women, and sеx?
The devil says:
'That was just a demo version."
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Голфър: "Жена ми казва
Golfer:
"My wife says if I don't stop playing golf she's going to leave me!"
Caddy:
"I'm sure you will miss her terribly, sir!"
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Why is Cinderella such a bad football player?
Because she has a pumpkin for a coach and she ran away from the ball.
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Ο Κωστικας και ο Γιωρικας. Σ'ενα ψηλό βούνο Ορειβάτες Οι ορειβάτες Двама катерачи на Еверест. Единият се подхлъзва и пада Zwei Bergsteiger auf dem Weg nach oben. Jäh rutscht der eine aus Klettern zwei Bergsteiger einen Gletscher hoch. Plötzlich stürzt einer ab. Ruft der andere: "Hey Schorsch Ein Mann fällt plötzlich in eine tiefe Gletscherspalte. Seine Frau Os dois amigos estão escalando uma montanha enorme quando Alpinista spada w przepaść. Koledzy krzyczą: - Piotr Két hegymászó kalandozik a Himalája szikláin Ήταν δύο ορειβάτες στον Όλυμπο και σκαρφάλωναν προς την κορυφή. Ξαφνικά ο ένας πέφτει και άλλος λέει: - "Ρε Δημήτρη έσπασες κανένα χέρι;" - "Όχι." - "Κανένα πόδι;" - "Όχι." - "Τότε γιατί φωνάζεις;"... Δύο Έλληνες πέσανε απο ένα γκρεμό. - Αυτός όπου ήταν πιο πάνω του φώναξε λέγοντας: Έσπασες κανένα χέρι; - Όχι του απαντάει Έσπασες κανένα πόδι; - Όχι του απαντάει. Έσπασες κανένα κεφάλι; - Όχι ρε...
Two alpinists on a mountain:
One of them falls in a сrаск, the other jumps at the hole and screams after the other one:
Are you hurt?
Noooooo! He hears.
How come?
I’m still fallinnnnnnn!
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Golfer:
"Well caddy, do you like my game?"
Caddy:
"Very good, sir! But personally I prefer golf."
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There was a terrible tragedy concerning the local ice hockey team.
They drowned during spring training.
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What’s a swimmer’s favourite sport?
Pool.
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Rugby player:
"Doctor, doctor, every morning when I get up and look in the mirror - I feel like throwing up.
What's wrong with me?"
Doctor:
"I don't know, but your eyesight is perfect."
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A burglary was recently committed at West Ham's ground and the entire contents of the trophy room were stolen.
The police are looking for a man with a claret & blue carpet.
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What happened to the blond ice hockey team? They drown at spring training.
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What does NBA stand for NIGGАS BOUCING AROUND
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Chuck Norris can get a touchdown in baseball.
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