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My idea of a SUPER BOWL is a toilet that cleans itself...
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Just made a small fortune betting on the Euro 2016 football championships.
Unfortunately I spent a big fortune placing my bets.
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Q. What’s brown, 12 inches long, and can do the 100 metres in under 10 seconds?
A. Usain Bolt’s diск.
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I got injured playing table tennis yesterday. It’s great having the extra surface area but
The added weight can really hurt your back.
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“Look, Charlie,” the coach said, “you know the principles of good sportsmanship. You know the Little League doesn’t allow temper tantrums, shouting at the umpire, or abusive language.”
“Yes sir, I understand.” “Good, Charlie. Now, would you explain that to your father?”
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Old Bubba was fishing along the Bayou for catfish one day when he spots a water moccasin slithering across the water with a toad in its mouth. Being a longtime fisherman, he knows the best bait for large catfish are toads. In a flash, Bubba grabs the snake from behind and carefully removes the toad from its mouth and puts the toad in his side bag. Fearing the angry snake would bite him; Bubba grabs his bottle of daddy's moonshine from his pocket and carefully pours 2 drops into the snake's mouth. The snake's eyes glaze over and quickly go limp. Bubba carefully places the snake back in the water.
A few hours later, Bubba is just about to head back home, when he feels something tapping on his leg. He looks down and is amazed to see the same water moccasin with 2 frogs in its mouth.
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Newspaper headlines in Canada before, during and after Jamaican-Born Canadian sprinter, Ben Johnson, was found to have used illegal steroids.
First Headline:
“Canadian Sprinter Wins Gold in 100 meters!
Second Headline:
“Jamaican-Canadian Athlete Tests Positive for Steroids!”
Third Headline:
“Jamaican Athlete Stripped of Gold Medal.”
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Can somebody please notify Liverpool that, along with their lack of imagination, the correct grammar is ‘A field’, not ‘An field’. Thanks.
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I can’t stand those people who hate football but still go along to games to deliberately cause trouble and ruin it for everybody else.
Fucking referees.
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Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
They prefer cricket matches.
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Sven and Ollie go fishing. It’s such a great day, they rent a boat so they can fish from the middle of the lake. They row out, drop their lines, and before you know it, they’re catching fish, one after another after another. They can’t believe what a great fishing spot they found. !!! …
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Sven says, “This is the best fishing spot in the county. It’s just too bad we didn’t bring some paint.”
Ollie asks, “Paint? Why should you want paint, to go fishing?”
“Well Ollie, don’t you see, so we can paint an “X” on the side of the boat, so we can find this spot next time.”
Ollie laughs at him. “Sven, don’t be such a duммy! Next time, what if they rent us a different boat?”
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If a criminal sells illegal tennis rackets on the black market...
Does that make him guilty of racketeering?
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I know Jiu-Jitsu, Sамво, Judo, Aikido and lots of other scary words.
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A sporting-house is undergoing renovation …
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Sign on the door says, “We’re closed. Beat it.”
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(Me) Now that I’m retired I finally have my very own 'Command Center'!
(Wife) It looks like a lazy boy recliner, a TV remote and a half eaten bag of Cheetos on an end table to me!
(Me) It’s a clandestine operation so don’t tell anyone!
(Wife) Don’t worry I won’t tell a soul! Just to clear things up though, is the arm chair law practice and the sports announcing gig a secret too?
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Why are professional skiers always politically correct?
Because it's a slippery slоре!
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An Englishman, A German, and a Mexican are at the Olympic stadium unsuccessfully trying to get in to watch the events without tickets. …
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The Englishman sees that next to the stadium there is a construction site. He walks over and picks up a large construction hammer and takes it to the stadium entrance. …
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The security guard says “where is your ticket?” …
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The Englishman says:
“Michael Kensington, hammer throw.. I’m late. ”
The guard lets him in right away.
The German, seeing this, walks to the construction site and picks up a steel bar and takes it to the entrance.
The security guard says “where is your ticket?”
The German says:
“Maximillian Von Heidelberg: Javelin…I am late.”
The guard lets him in right away.
The Mexican, seeing this, walks over to the construction yard and takes a few planks of wood and some steel cable to the entrance.
The security guard says “where is your ticket?”
The Mexican says:
“Juan Carlos De Los Parlotes De Amadeo, fencing.”
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Why did your mom bring a spoon to the super-bowl?
She wanted to eat it all!!
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