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Only 3 things that are infinite
1.Human Stupidity
2.Universe
3.WinRar Trial
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Yo mama so dumb,when she got an "F" on her test, she thought it mean Fantastic!
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Caller: Oh, no, it’s just the sтuрid, sтuрid design of this computer.
Every time I want to click something, I have to unplug the keyboard to plug in the mouse.
And then every time I want to use the keyboard again, I have to unplug the mouse.
Because there’s only one jack.
Agent: Ma’am, you do realize that there’s a jack on the keyboard itself?
You’re supposed to plug the mouse into the keyboard, and the keyboard into the computer.
Caller: Are you kidding me!?
Oh, wait a minute—yes, I see it now! Oh, holy соw.
That’s going to be so much easier!
Agent: Just out of curiosity, how long have you been using your computer that way?
Caller: Six weeks!
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Blind El del bar y el chiste de Lepe Ein Blinder will einen Blondinenwitz erzählen ΕΝΑΣ ΤΥΦΛΟΣ The blind man O τυφλός Ο τυφλός και η ξανθιά Един слепец си седи на бара и по едно време се провиква към бармана: Мъж влиза в заведение Доаѓа малиот Ѓокица дома и целиот среќен му вели на татка си: A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender: A blind man enters a bar and find his way to a barstool. A man was recently flying to New York. He decided to strike up a conversation with his seat mate. Un ragazzo entra in un bar e dice: "Ho una nuova barzelletta di raccontare sui carabinieri". Un uomo Слеп маж влегува во женски моторџиски бар A blind man walks into a bar. The blind man sits down Em um bar Un borracho está tomando un trago en un bar donde el ambiente es bastante oscuro. En esto se da vuelta hacia la mujer que tiene a su lado y exclama: - ¿Quieres que te cuente un chiste de rubias super cómico? La mujer le responde:... - Bueno En blind man på en barstol skriker till bartendern Un aveugle entre dans un bar lesbienne par erreur. Il trouve son chemin vers le comptoir et commande un verre. Au bout d'un moment il crie à la serveuse: - "Eh Kommt ein Mann in eine Bar und sagt: "Hey Leute So a dude turns to the guy next to him at a bar and asks Een blinde man gaat per ongeluk een vrouwenbar binnen. Hij vindt zijn weg tot de toog Bardaki taburede oturan kör adamın biri barmene En blind man går av misstag in på en lesbisk bar. Han sätter sig på en barstol och beställer en drink. När han har suttit en stund ropar han på bartendern: - Hörru A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender En blind mann kommer inn på en damebar ved et uhell. Han finner veien frem til baren A man walks into a bar Sokea mies meni baariin ja kysyi baarimikolta "haluatko kuulla blondivitsin?" Vierestä kuului kuiskaus "kuulehan nyt. Ennenkuin kerrot sen vitsin sinun tulee tietää A blind man walks into a bar Aan een bar in een drukke kroeg zit een blinde man welke plotseling vrij hard roept naar de barkeeper: He barkeeper Un hombre ciego entra en un "bar de chicas" por equivocación. Se las apaña para llegar hasta la barra y pide una copa Kör bir adam yanlışlıkla Bayanlar Barına girer. Bara doğru ilerler ve bir içki ısmarlar. Biraz oturup En blind mann i en bar roper til bartenderen: - ”Vil du høre en blondinevits?” Mannen ved siden av ham lener seg bort og hvisker: - ”Før du forteller den vitsen er det noe du bør vite. Bartenderen... En blind mand kommer ved en fejltagelse ind på en bar for kvinder. Han famler sig frem til en barstol So a blind man accidentally walks into a women's bar and says to the girl bartender Slepec se svým psem vejde do baru
After a really good party a man walks into a bar and orders a drink.
Already drunк and delirious, the man turns to the person sitting next to him and says, "You wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The person replies, "I am 240 pounds, world kickboxing champion and a natural blonde. My friend is 190 pounds, world judo champion and is a natural blonde. And my other friend is 200 pounds, world arm wrestling champion and is also a natural blonde. Do you still want to tell me that blonde joke?"
The man thinks for a while and replies, "Not if I have to explain it three times."
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A truck was traveling through town.
When the driver stopped at a red light, A blonde jumped out of her car, ran up to the driver of the truck, and said,
"Mr. you're losing part of your load".
She jumps back into her car and follows the truck to the next light.
She jumps out of car and runs up to the driver's window, "Mr. you're losing part of your load."
The same thing happens for 7 stops, finally the 8th stop, the blonde came running up to the truck driver's window, before she could say anything, the driver said,
"Ma'am, this is winter in maine, i'm driving a salt truck......."
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Yo' Mama is so sтuрid, she asked if her drug test was multiple choice.
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Yo' Mama is so sтuрid, she told you that Yo' Mama be sтuрid.
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Yo' mama so sтuрid, she thought the Blizzard of '96 was a new item at Dairy Queen!
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Q: What do you call 24 blondes in a box?
A: A case of empties!
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One good thing about graduation is that you get to wear a funny hat that makes your brain look larger than it actually is.
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A woman comes up to me and says, "Hey sеxy you lost 185 lbs and now you have money."
"You wanna be my sugar daddy?"
"Nope I'm diabetic!"
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Yo mama so sтuрid, I said, "Why do you have 2 quarters in your ears?"
And she said, "I am listening to 50 cent."
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Yo' Mama is so sтuрid, her wig has a chinstrap.
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Yo'Mama is so sтuрid, she threw a baseball at Batman.
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Don't you hate it when someone answers their own questions?
I do.
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When Chuck Norris says 'Candyman' five times in a row, no one appears.
Candyman ain't sтuрid.
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Chuck Norris never has a deja vu.
No scene would be that sтuрid to appear in front of the man twice.
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Yo' Mama is so sтuрid, she jumped off a cliff and stopped for directions.
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