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Un grand merci à notre guide touristique qui a pris cette photo de groupe de nous
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И пак е по-добре от работа И пак е подобро од на работа ¡Aún mejor que estar en el trabajo! И всё равно лучше Immer noch besser als bei der Arbeit Toujours mieux qu’au travail Ακόμα καλύτερα από το να είσαι στη δουλειά Sempre meglio che stare al lavoro Yine de işte olmaktan daha iyi І все одно краще Ainda melhor do que estar no trabalho Wciąż lepiej niż w pracy Fortfarande bättre än att vara på jobbet Nog steeds beter dan op het werk Stadig bedre end at være på arbejde Fortsatt bedre enn å være på jobb Silti parempaa kuin olla töissä Még mindig jobb Încă mai bine decât să fii la muncă Pořád lepší než být v práci Vis tiek geriau nei darbe Joprojām labāk nekā būt darbā I dalje bolje nego biti na poslu
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Понякога най-добрата терапия е дълго пътуване и хубава музика
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На Марс Марс Chuck Norris a déjà été sur Mars Det finns inget liv på Mars Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that’s why there are no signs of life there. Chuck Noris war bereits auf dem Mars. Das ist auch der Grund dafür Chuck Norris har allerede været på Mars – Det er derfor der ikke er liv på Mars. Chuck Norris on jo käynyt Marsissa. Siksi siellä ei ole elämää.
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Забързан човек спира пред някакъв говедар в полето: Um homem pergunta para um fazendeiro perto de um grande campo gramado: - Senhor En man som är sen till tåget tänker gena över en bondes hage Idzie turysta drogą spotyka Bacę i pyta się: - Baco Een boer is op zijn grond bezig als ineens een man hem aanspreekt “Mag ik over uw land lopen V Arizoně se ptá kovboj starého rančera: „Prosím vás
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An old couple returning from Florida cross the border. The customs agent ask the man "did you buy anything while in the US. the man answers no. the man's wife asks her husband "what did he say?". the man tells his wife "the agent wants to know if we bought anything". the customs agent asks... Traveling through the country
An elderly couple in their 80's were going to Florida.
At the border, the customs officer asks where they were going.
The wife says "what did he say".
The husband turns to the wife and says the customs officer wants to know where we are going.
He then tells the officer that we are going to Florida.
The customs officer now asks how long they were going to Florida for.
The wife says "what did he say".
The husband turns to the wife and says the customs officer wants to know how long we are going to Florida for.
The husband tells the officer that they were going for 2 months.
The customs officer then asks where they were coming from.
The wife says "what did he say".
The husband turns to his wife and says the customs officer wants to know where we were coming from.
The husband tells the officer that they were from Hamilton.
The customs officer thinks for a minute and tells the husband that he had dated a lady from Hamilton and she was the worst piece of аss he ever had.
The wife says "what did he say".
The husband turns to his wife and says "He thinks he knows you".
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Положба Ποντιακές Αερογραμμές Πόντιος Πιλότος Ο πύργος ελέγχου στον πιλότο .. Il pilota Andrew è un novellino ed è appena decollato con l'aereo. Dopo dieci minuti di volo la torre di controllo si mette in contatto con lui: "Signor Andrew [first day as a pilot] Control tower: What's your location? Me: I'm in the cockpit. Control tower: I mean where is the airplane? Me: Mainly behind me. La torre di controllo chiede al pilota: “Ci comunichi la sua altezza e la sua posizione!” Il pilota: “Ehm - Ange er höjd och position Et svensk fly på vei til Oslo nærmer seg Fornebu og mottar melding fra kontrolltårnet: - Oppgi høyde og posisjon. Svaret fra flyet: - Jag är 1.80 høg C'est la tour de contrôle d'un aéroport qui contacte un avion qui s'apprête à atterrir. Le commandant de la tour dit : - Quelle est votre hauteur et votre position ? - Je mesure 1.80m et je suis...
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