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The US government has been trying to get rid of Fidel Castro for 50 years.
Trump gets elected, and Castro is dead within 3 weeks.

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Obama used the race card. Hillary used the woman card.
America used the Trump card.

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If Trump divorces Melania while in office...
Will she rule half the country?

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Did you hear Donald Trump's plan for combatting global warming?
Nuclear winter

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So, I hope that when President Trump gets tired of us
He'll leave us for some younger, more attractive, East European country. Hopefully in a year or so

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The Trump Years in a Nutshell
2016: Trump doesn't stand a chance.
2017: Trump's still trying?
2018:
"Hey, are you guys going to watch the hunger games tonight? I hope my district wins"

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What did Donald Trump say to his wife Melania in the voting booth?
Don't copy Michelle on this one.

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Clinton still leads Trump by 2!
FBI Investigations.

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Why is Monica Lewinsky voting Trump?
The Clinton's leave a bad taste in her mouth

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Trump is too politically incorrect, Hillary is too politically correct
Yet they're both incorrect for politics

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Did you guys hear about that crazy thing Trump said at the debate last night? I couldn't believe it.
He said "Ohio is a spectacular place."

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Donald Trump was just issued a notice by the IRS
Ordering him toupee up.

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Why don't people give Melania Trump a break...
Life is hard enough growing up as a black woman in the USA.

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If Trump and Hilary were stuck on a desert island, who would survive?
America

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If Trump replaces Obama in the white house, then we can all say...
Orange is the new Black.
Thanks, ~~I'll see myself out.~~ Apparently, I don't need to.

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How will Donald Trump deport 12 million illegal immigrants?
Juan by juan.

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If Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, and Bernie Sanders were stuck on an island, who would survive?
America

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A man, his sister and his wife walk into the voting booth to vote for Donald Trump.
They've both given it a lot of thought.

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