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Why can't President Trump bring back hanging?
Because of all the fake noose.

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Trump is like copper.
He's better without oxygen.

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If I had a dollar for every racist thing Donald Trump has said...
He'd be cutting my taxes.

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It makes sense that Trump is into golden showers
Republicans love trickle down economics

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Apparently other than the russian ties, another interesting revelation was released about Trump.
He loves trickle-down economics.

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The US government has been trying to get rid of Fidel Castro for 50 years.
Trump gets elected, and Castro is dead within 3 weeks.

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Obama used the race card. Hillary used the woman card.
America used the Trump card.

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If Trump divorces Melania while in office...
Will she rule half the country?

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How will Donald Trump create 25 millions jobs?
By having 25 million people move to Canada.

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Did you hear Donald Trump's plan for combatting global warming?
Nuclear winter

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So, I hope that when President Trump gets tired of us
He'll leave us for some younger, more attractive, East European country. Hopefully in a year or so

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The Trump Years in a Nutshell
2016: Trump doesn't stand a chance.
2017: Trump's still trying?
2018:
"Hey, are you guys going to watch the hunger games tonight? I hope my district wins"

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Clinton still leads Trump by 2!
FBI Investigations.

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Why is Monica Lewinsky voting Trump?
The Clinton's leave a bad taste in her mouth

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Trump is too politically incorrect, Hillary is too politically correct
Yet they're both incorrect for politics

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Did you guys hear about that crazy thing Trump said at the debate last night? I couldn't believe it.
He said "Ohio is a spectacular place."

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Donald Trump was just issued a notice by the IRS
Ordering him toupee up.

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Illegal immigrants do jobs that Americans don't want.
Like marrying Donald Trump.

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