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Trump hates saying "yes" to Mexicans so much
We may as well call him the "Not Si" President

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What did Donald Trump say after his attempt to hang himself failed?
"Fake Noose!"

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What do Trump and his supporters NOT have in common?
His supporters have a blind trust.

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Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump walk into a debate...
America says,
"What is this, a joke?"

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Why is it impossible to throw a вееr at Trump?
Because he's a draft dodger

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Why is Donald Trump always in the comments?
Because the real joke is always in the comments.

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Trump can now claim he’s a Vietnam vet
... Since he was shot down by North Korea in Hanoi

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How would Donald Trump have said "grab em by the p***y" if he was a Communist?
Seize the means of reproduction

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Despite the fact she is a Democrat, Monica Lewinsky decided to vote for Trump in the last election...
.... She said to her friend, "I'd like to vote for Hillary, but the last Clinton left a very foul taste in my mouth."

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Why can't President Trump ever finish reading a book?
Because everything he starts ends with chapter 11.

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Why does the Mexican Air Force stress out Donald Trump?
Bc he can’t stand the sound of twenty Juan pilots.

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What do atoms and President Trump have in common?
They make up everything

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What did Donald Trump say when he matched King Jong Un on tinder?
Send Nukes

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Well... there goes Ted's reputation
Trump: No one embarrasses themselves on Twitter like I do
Ted Cruz: Hold my milk
Trump: Wait, this isn't milk...

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What went wrong with Trump's Suicide Attempt
Fake Noose

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Trump is trying to solve global warming
That's why he's trying to create a nuclear winter

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Who will be in charge of Trump's border wall?
The Secretary of Da' Fence!

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What's the least favourite vegetable of the Trump administration?
Leeks.

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