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Waiter? I’m sorry, but I cannot eat all this.
Would you be so kind and pack it for me? To take away?
But sir, this is a buffet.
Pack it up I said!“
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- Kan jag få en kopp kaffe utan grädde? - Vi har ingen grädde. - Kan jag få en kopp kaffe utan mjölk då?
A man is sitting in a cafe. A blonde waitress approaches and asks for his order. “I’d like a cup of coffee
Klant tegen ober: ''een kopje koffie zonder melk'' Ober: ''de melk is op
Un tip intra In bar si comanda: - O cafea fara Frisca
Jeg kom inn på en kafé og bestilte en kaffe uten fløte. -Vi har dessverre ikke fløte men kan du ta uten melk?
A man gave the waiter his order, "Black coffee, no cream"
The waiter came back and apologized, "I'm sorry, we're out of cream. Would you take your coffee without milk?"
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За да впечатли половинката си
To impress his date, the young man took her to a very chick Italian restaurant. After sipping some fine wine, he picked up the menu and ordered.
"We'll have the Giuseppe Spomdalucci," he said.
"Sorry, sir," said the waiter. "That's the owner."
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Next time I’m at a restaurant, and they ask what I want to drink, I’m going to say bleach.
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Why did the pelican get kicked out of the restaurant? because he had a big bill
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How many line cooks does it take to sсrеw in a lightbulb?
Three. One to do it, and two to say that they did it better at the previous restaurant they were at.
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My pal ased me why no body wants to eat the spaghetti he make in his restaurent
Welp,because it’s impastable
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Waitress: You wanna box for your leftovers?
Me: No, but i`ll arm wrestle you for the bill.
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Man asking waitress, " Pardon me miss may I ask you about the menu
please?"
Waitress, “It’s none of your business about the men I please!”
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Mary Poppins went to a restaurant and ordered cheese, eggs and cauliflower. When she left, she had written something in the complaint box: super cauliflower, eggs but cheese was quite atrocious. (Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious)
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Jesus and his disciples walk into a restaurant.
Jesus:
"A table for 26, please."
Headwaiter:
"But there’s only… 13 of you?"
Jesus: “Yeah, we’re all going to sit on the same side.”
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A foreign man came to America not knowing a word of English and right away began looking for a job. He became a chorus teacher and learned to say, ¨Mi-mi-mi-mi-mi!¨ After that he joined the Army and learned to say, ¨Yes sir!¨ After that he worked at a restaurant and learned to say, ¨Forks and knives, forks and knives!¨ After that he worked at a candy store and picked up the words, ¨Goody-goody gumdrops!¨ A few weeks later, there was a мurdеr in the area and he was the first person to be interrogated by the police. The interrogation went as follows:
Policeman: Who killed the man?
Foreign man: Mi-mi-mi-mi-mi!
Policeman: Did you кill the man?
Foreign man: Yes sir!
Policeman: What did you use to кill him:
Foreign man: Forks and knives, forks and knives!
Policeman: You´re under arrest.
Foreign man: Goody-goody gumdrops!
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What is a cannibal’s favorite restaurant?
Five Guys.
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Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant?
A: Spare ribs!
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My girlfriend is 19 and I’m 29. We go out to eat in a restaurant but the whole time I have to deal with being accused of being a реdо, being called disgusting and disturbed.
It completely ruined our 10 year anniversary
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