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At the end of a tiny deserted bar sits a huge Mexican. He’s having a few beers when a short, well dressed, and obviously gаy man walks in and sits beside him.
After three or four beers, the gаy fellow finally plucks up the courage to say something to the big Mexican. Leaning over towards him, he whispers, “Do you want a вlоw job?”
At this, the massive Mexican leaps up with fire in his eyes and smacks the man in the face, knocking him swiftly off his stool. He proceeds to beat him all the way out of the bar before leaving him bruised and battered in the parking lot and returning to his seat.
Amazed, the bartender quickly brings over another вееr to the big Mexican. “I’ve never seen you react like that,” he says. “Just what did he say to you?”
“I don’t know,” the big Mexican replied. “Something about a job.”
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Three men walked into the bar to see how much it would take to get them drunк. Man number one reached his limit and passed out at 6 drinks. The other two men laughed at him and stole his money and clothes and threw him in the alley thinking how funny it would be for him when he wakes up. The two men continued the battle, drink after drink they continued all night. Finally, the nакеd guy in the alley woke up 12 hours later. He was quite upset and streaked into the bar to try to find the whereabouts of his friends. They were still drinking and not giving up. The first man approached them about what they did to him and asked why they still continued to drink. They said they used up all his money and sold his clothes to continue the match and would not let the other do the same to him when he passed out, so they felt they had to keep going all night. All of a sudden, the first man yells, look out, it's your wives! They jumped out of their clothes from fright and passed out on the floor. The first man said to himself, "suckers! That was fake money in my pocket. But these credit cards sure look real."
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