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Guy takes his wife to the Doctor... The Doc says, "Well, it's either Alzheimer's disease or AIDS." "What do you mean?" The guy says, "You can't tell the difference?" "Yeah, the two look a lot alike in the early stages... Tell you what.. Drive her way out into the country, kick her out of the...
Ein Mann besucht den Arzt seiner Frau. Meint der Arzt: "Wir haben den Test bei Ihrer Frau durchgeführt, nur leider sind uns ein paar Proben durcheinandergeraten. Ihre Frau hat entweder die Alzheimer Krankeit oder AIDS." "Was mach' ich denn nun", fragt der Mann. "Am besten machen Sie mit Ihr einen...
Mannen ringte legen for å spørre om prøvesvarene for kona var kommet tilbake. - Ja, det har de men prøvesvarene er litt uklare svarte legen. Enten har hun AIDS eller så har hun Alzheimer. - Ok,...
Receptionist:
"I'm sorry, sir, but there has been a bit of a mix-up and we have a problem. When we sent the samples from your wife to the lab, the samples from another Mrs. Smith were sent as well and we are now uncertain which one is your wife's. Frankly, that's either bad or terrible."
Mr. Smith:
"What do you mean?"
Receptionist:
"Well, one Mrs. Smith has tested positive for Alzheimer disease and the other for AIDS. We cannot tell which is your wife."
Mr. Smith:
"That's terrible! What am I supposed to do now?"
Receptionist:
"The doctor recommends that you drop your wife off in the middle of town and if she finds her way home, don't fuск her."