Ένας γέρος
Куп кратки вицови и афоризми за повесел викенд
Телефонът звъни и бабата в къщата го вдига.
Докторе от какво е болна жена ми?
Guy takes his wife to the Doctor... The Doc says
Ein Mann besucht den Arzt seiner Frau. Meint der Arzt: "Wir haben den Test bei Ihrer Frau durchgeführt
Mannen ringte legen for å spørre om prøvesvarene for kona var kommet tilbake. - Ja
Receptionist:
"I'm sorry, sir, but there has been a bit of a mix-up and we have a problem. When we sent the samples from your wife to the lab, the samples from another Mrs. Smith were sent as well and we are now uncertain which one is your wife's. Frankly, that's either bad or terrible."
Mr. Smith:
"What do you mean?"
Receptionist:
"Well, one Mrs. Smith has tested positive for Alzheimer disease and the other for AIDS. We cannot tell which is your wife."
Mr. Smith:
"That's terrible! What am I supposed to do now?"
Receptionist:
"The doctor recommends that you drop your wife off in the middle of town and if she finds her way home, don't fuск her."