Drunk Jokes, Drinking Jokes, Alcohol Jokes, Alcoholic Jokes, Beer Jokes
My local pub landlord called me as I laid in bed this morning and said, “Dave, I can’t believe how intoxicated you were last night.”
“I wasn’t drunк,” I replied, “I was sober.”
“You were very drunк,” he said, “And by the way, you left your wallet, cigarettes and car keys here.”
“They’re not mine,” I replied, “All of my stuff is in my trouser pockets.”
He said, “I know, I’m emptying them as we speak