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Two men (a Russian and an American) were talking about their countries' accomplishments.
The Russian says,
"We were the first to go into Space."
The American replies,
"Well, we were the first to land on the moon."
Sick of their arrogance, another man comes over and says,
"Oh yeah! Well, I'm gonna be the first one on the Sun!"
The Russian and American both laugh saying, "You can't go to the Sun. It's too hot. You'll burn up"
The man confidently replies,
"I'm not an idiот. I'll just go at night!"
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An insect falls into a mug of вееr.
Englishman: Throws his mug away and walks out.
American : Takes the insect out and drinks the вееr.
Chinese : Eats the insect and throws the вееr away.
Indian : Sells the вееr to the American and insect to the Chinese and gets a new mug of вееr.
Pakistani : Accuses the Indian for throwing the insect into his вееr, relates the issue to Kashmir, asks the Chinese for military aid and takes a loan from the American to buy one more mug of вееr.
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An American and an Asian walk into a bar. What are your names the bartender asks. The American says William Matthews. The Asian says Same Ting
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Redneck puts in his resignation infront of his american boss
Boss: Why are you leaving? Redneck: I have vaginal problems.
Boss : But you're a man!
Redneck: That I am, Sir. But you are a VАGINА!
Happy Boss Day.....!!!!!
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I went to doctors today and told him “I’ve got a problem, every time I finish маsтurватing I sing the American national anthem”.
The doctor said, “Don’t worry, a lot of wankers sing that”.
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A kindergarten teacher was showing her class an encyclopedia page illustrating several national flags. She pointed to the American flag and asked, “What flag is this?” Little Sue called out, “That’s the flag of our country.” “Very good,” the teacher said. “And what’s the name of our country?” Little Sue answered, “Tis of thee.”
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What do Americans and Putin have in common?
They'll both be nuking Turkey after Thanksgiving.
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Two men, an American and an Indian were sitting in a bar and discussing about their family problems..
The Indian man said to the American, 'We have problem in India we can't marry the one whom we love, You know my parents are forcing me to get married to this so called homely girl from a village whom I haven't even met once. We call this arranged marriage. I don't want to marry a woman whom I don't love... I told them that openly and now have a lot of family problems.
The American said, talking about love marriages... In America We can marry the one whom we love. I'll tell you my story. I married a widow whom I deeply loved and dated for 3 years. After a couple of years, my father fell in love with my step-daughter and married her, so my father became my son-in-law and I became my father's father-in-law. Legally now my daughter is my mother and my wife my grandmother. More problems occurred when I had a son. My son is my father's brother and so he is my uncle.
Situations turned worse when my father had a son. Now my father's son, my brother is my grandson. Ultimately, I have become my own grandfather and I am my own grandson. And you say you have family problems.
The Indian fainted........!
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First thing they said, 'Well, Tiger, you're the first African America...' He was like, 'Ah, ah ,ah, ah -- first of all, I'm not African American. I'm two-thirds this, a quarter of that, an eighth of this, a fifth of Irish.' I'm like, 'How many people was havin' sеx that night, Tiger?'
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“Are you from America madam?”
“You think I am American just because I am a little overweight?”
“No madam, it’s because this is Tesco and we don’t sell guns.”
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An American businessman goes to South Korea on a business trip, but he hates Korean food, so he asks the concierge at his hotel if there's any place around where he can get American food.
The concierge tells him he's in luck; there's a pizza place that just opened, and they deliver. The concierge gives the businessman the phone number, and he goes back to his room and orders a pizza.
Thirty minutes later, the delivery guy shows up to the door with the pizza.
The businessman takes the pizza, and starts sneezing uncontrollably. He asks the delivery man, "What the heck did you put on this pizza?"
The delivery man bows deeply and says, "We put on the pizza what you ordered, pepper only."
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The controversy surrounding Donald Trump and the Russian hacking of American voting machines is being blown way out of proportion...
Who cares if Putin voted for him.
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