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Florida seagulls are really boosting the local economy. Today two gulls flew into a Ford dealership and put a substantial amount down on a shiny new SUV.
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I'm opposed to product testing on animals, especially in cosmetics research. What can we possibly learn from it? So what if a dog looks good in lipstick?
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After a hard days work of making balloon animals and entertaining kids a clown asks his boss if he could have a raise and the boss replied "ha, after 20 years of working with you its about time you made me laugh!"
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When Kermit is broke and has no girl, what happens? …
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He tries to pick up a fast greenback.
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Two cats want to cross the river. One is named one-two-three, the other is named un-deux-trois. Who made it across the river first? One-two-three did. Un-deux-trois cat sank.
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You guys familiar with Elliot's Peripheral Extrapolation Theorem? That's the one that states that depending on the size of an enclosure, i. E. an aquarium or terrarium, that the animal, i. E. fish or lizard, that you put in that area will grow depending on the size and the room it has to grow in. And based on that, I've been wearing some very large underwear.
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A tourist was admiring the necklace worn by a local Indian. "What is it made of?" she asked.
"Alligator teeth," the Indian replied.
"I suppose," she said patronizingly, "that they mean as much to you as pearls do to us."
"Oh no," he objected. "Anybody can open an oyster."
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Abner: We've got a hen down at our house that lays white eggs.
Luke: What's so wonderful about that?
Abner: Can you do it?
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Two robins were sitting on a fence post in front of a freshly plowed field. One robin said to the other "I'm hungry! Are you?"
"Yes," said the other robin. "Why don't we go in this field and get some worms to eat." They went in the field and started eating. They ate until they were so full they could not even move. The first robin said "I can't move, lets just stay hear and bask in the sun."
"Ok," said the other robin. In a few minutes both robins fell asleep. Later that day the farm cat came up and ate both robins. When finished he remarked "I love Basken Robins."
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Years ago, when our daughters were very young, we'd drop them off at our church's children's chapel on Sundays before the eleven o'clock service. One Sunday, the subject was the Twenty-third Psalm.
The minister told the children about sheep, that they weren't smart and needed lots of guidance, and that a shepherd's job was to stay close to the sheep, protect them from wild animals and keep them from wandering off and doing dumb things that would get them hurt or killed. He pointed to the little children in the room and said that they were the sheep and needed lots of guidance.
Then the minister put his hands out to the side, palms up in a dramatic gesture, and with raised eyebrows said to the children, "If you are the sheep, then who is the shepherd?"
He was expecting the kids to refer to him. A silence of a few seconds followed. Then a young visitor said,
" Jesus, Jesus is the shepherd."
The young minister, caught somewhat off-guard, said to the boy, "Well, then, and who am I?"
The little boy frowned thoughtfully and then said with a shrug, "I guess you must be a sheep dog."
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Dear ladies, if you want to have more free time and have fun on the weekends, teach your men fishing!
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What goes "oooooooooooooooo!!!"?
A соw with no lips.
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Who had the biggest, creepiest, deadliest bug crawling on them without them even knowing it, and then the bug almost stings them, but for whatever reason doesn't sting them and crawls off them and only you know about it?
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Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day; give him a religion, and he'll starve to death while praying for a fish.
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A giraffe walks into a bar.
“Вlооdy hеll,” said the barman. “You’re the first giraffe that’s ever been in here.”
“Not surprised,” replied the giraffe. “That door frame’s far too fuскing low.”
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A bloke walks into a pub and sees three men and a dog playing poker.
He says to the landlord “Fuск me, that must be one clever dog”
“Not really” said the landlord, “Every time he gets a good hand his fuскing tail starts wagging”
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I saw something cute the other day. I saw this woman pushing a stroller, and in the stroller was a small dog. And I was like, 'Lucky dog.' And she's like, 'Well, he's paralyzed.'
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I bought a new book today called “How to end your pet’s life with dignity”
Even after I’d read it, I just couldn’t put it down.
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