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What is a black dad's favorite animal?
Bison

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What kind of animal would Нiтlеr be?
Adolfin

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A man goes to a zoo and is disappointed to find it has only one animal, a dog
It's a Shih Tzu.

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What's Donald Trump's spirit animal?
The wall-rus.
Yes, I do hate myself.

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What was Нiтlеr's favourite aquatic animal?
Adolfin.

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In 1939, an unusual farm animal named Gertrude became the first соw to climb to the peak of Everest carrying gear for the climbers, setting a world record that still stands unbroken.
Since then, the steaks have never been higher.

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What's the most feared animal in the Romanian Savannah?
Vlad the Impala

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What did the animal say when it was told to leave the zoo?
Fine! Alpaca my bags.

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They told me to bring an exotic animal
I said alpaca Llama
They asked if that was a hybrid

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What does a transgender and a new animal species have in common?
You don’t know what to call it

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It’s not hard to tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile.
You just have to pay attention to whether the animal sees you later or in a while.

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Overheard the wife on the phone ...
Just heard the wife talking to one of her friends, she described me as a wild animal in bed 😲😁😁😁😁
BTW what is a Sloth

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What Animal Planet is to us,
Is Uber Eats to Chinese People.

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What aquatic animal likes new media themost?
A Sea Anemone

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A plant asked an Animal: Hey, what do you think of the new kingdom?
The Animal said: I don't know but he seems like a really fungi.

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What animal gives the best head?
Elk-elk-elk-elk-elk-elk

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Animals have white skin too.
Animal crackers, as my grandma likes to call them.

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If lion is the king of the jungle, then what is a monkey?
An animal.
P. S. courtesy of my 6 year old niece.

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