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What do you call an unusual rabbit?
A rare hare.

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What newspaper do cows read?
The Daily Moos.

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What is the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
One says "See you later" and the other says "In a while".

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Waiter:
"I’ve stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog’s leg."
Customer:
"Don’t tell me your problems. Give the menu card."

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What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit?
The first herd shot round the world.

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Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world?
It has 4 rabbits feet.

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What do you call a big white bear with a hole in his middle?
A polo bear.

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Where do rabbits settle their legal disputes?
In a pellet court!

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What is a moo hoo for a соw fight?
A cattle battle.

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Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for ruввish and blubber?
The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.

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Why did the farmer put his соw on the scales?
He wanted to see how much the milky weighed.

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Why was the racehorse names Strawberry Ice?
He was a sherbet!

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What's a rabbits favorite movie?
Rabbits of the Lost Ark.

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If you crossed a соw with Michael Jackson, what song would you get?
"Beeflt!"

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Which rabbits were famous bank robbers?
Bunny and Clyde.

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How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly?
Just a phew.

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What do you get from a cowmedian?
Cream of Wit.

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What is a bee that cant make up his mind?
A maybe.

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