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Using a novelty invisible dog leash and collar Chuck Norris won the Westminster Dog Show.
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What is the golden rule for cows?
Do unto udders as you would have udders do to you.
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What kind of cows do you find in Alaska?
Eski-moos.
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Yo' Mama's so nasty, they filmed "Crocodile Dundee" in her footbath.
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Q: Why doesn't Tigger have any friends?
A: He plays with Pooh
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Q: Why do mother kangaroos hate it when it rains?
A: Because the kids have to play inside.
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A kangaroo mom with seven babies in her pouch told another kangaroo mom, "These sleepovers are killing me."
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Q: What animal rotates at least 200 times after it dies?
A: A rotisserie chicken.
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What do you call a turtle with an еrестiоn?
A slow poke!
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What does a соw ride when his car is broken?
A СОW-asaki MOO-torcycle.
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Прашалник At the Door Ιστορίες για παντρεμένους Защо не се ожените - Почему вы не женитесь If your dog was barking at the back door and your wife was knocking on the front door Jos koira haukkuu takaovella ja vaimo kolkuttaa etuovella Uw hond staat aan de achterdeur te blaffen en uw vrouw aan de voordeur te schreeuwen omdat ze geen sleutel heeft. Wie laat je binnen? Uw hond Votre femme est devant la porte d'entrée en train de vous aboyer dessus. Votre chien est à la porte de derrière en train d'aboyer pour rentrer. Lequel des deux devez-vous faire rentrer? Le chien....
Barking dog at the back door wanting in and your wife's yelling at the front wanting in.
Which one do you let in?
The dog, once he's in, he shuts up!
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Ερωτήσεις κρίσεως... Welches ist der schnellste Weg zum Herzen eines Mannes? Durch die Brust mit einem scharfen Messer. - Jaka jest najszybsza droga do serca mężczyzny? - Przez klatkę piersiową Hvad er den hurtigste vej til en mands hjerte? - Gennem hans bryst med en skarp kniv
Q: What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
A: With a knife.
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How do you know if an Asian robbed you?
Your homework is done and cats gone.
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Usain Bolt is so fast I saw a Cheetah giving him a High 5.
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Why did the Pilgrims eat turkey on Thanksgiving?
They couldn't get the moose in the oven!
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A blond a, a brunette and a redhead were at the top of a cliff looking down at the beach.
Suddenly a genie appears to them and says "I will grant you each one wish if you'll jump off the side of this cliff."
So the redhead jumps off and shouts "Seagull" and turns into a seagull and flies away.
Then the brunette jumps off and shouts "Whale" and turns into a whale, falls into the sea and swims away.
Finally the blond runs towards the cliff edge, but trips at the last second, as as she falls she shouts out "Shiт"
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What did the naughty rabbit leave for Easter?
Deviled eggs.
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Какво се получава
What do you get when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?
Kicked out of the petting zoo.
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