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Koalition Opossition

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Thank goodness they're back in

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Why You Don't See Crocodiles In The Orchestra

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When you shiт on 1 million cars and upgrade to Phoenix

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elephant above car

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Pears grown in argentina packed in thailand. And you want to stop me from farting!?

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Getting excited for the start of Buffalo Petting Season!

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Just got my new German Shepherd. He’s ugly as hеll but he laughs at all my jokes, so....

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How come this otter looks like he’s about to guide me ona

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I told you it was fuскing hunting season Doreen, but noooooo we just HAD to visit your sister near the lake

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Kareeen, we're gonna need a вiggеr mouse trap

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It seems like mine but I have my doubts...

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Just when you think it can't get any worse

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The government is using fake hornet's nests to hide face recognition cameras. Whenever you see one, hit it with a stick to destroy the cameras.

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Yo' Mama is so sтuрid, she tried to drown her pet fish.

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Yo' Mama is so poor, when she goes to the park, the pigeons throw her bread.

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Q: What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?
A: A Doberman pinscher.

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Q: What can a goose do that a duck can't do and a lawyer should do?
A: Stick his bill up his аss.

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