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Koalition Opossition
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Thank goodness they're back in
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Why You Don't See Crocodiles In The Orchestra
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Когато си "изцапал" хиляди коли и си повишен до "феникс"
When you shiт on 1 million cars and upgrade to Phoenix
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elephant above car
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Pears grown in argentina packed in thailand. And you want to stop me from farting!?
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Getting excited for the start of Buffalo Petting Season!
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Туко що си взех новата германска овчарка. Малко е грозна
Just got my new German Shepherd.  He’s ugly as hеll but he laughs at all my jokes, so....
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Тази видра изглежда така
How come this otter looks like he’s about to guide me ona
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Казах ти
I told you it was fuскing hunting season Doreen, but noooooo we just HAD to visit your sister near the lake
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Марооо Marííía Натаааш Helgaaa Moniiiique Ελέεενη Mariaaa Ayşeee Оксааано Mariaaa Grażynaaa Annikaaa Ingriddd Metteee Kariii
Kareeen, we're gonna need a вiggеr mouse trap
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Прилича на мое Parece mío pero tengo mis dudas... Sembra mio
It seems like mine but I have my doubts...
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Тъкмо когато си мислиш Тъкмо кога ќе помислиш дека не може да биде полошо
Just when you think it can't get any worse
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Правителството използва фалшиви гнезда на стършели
The government is using fake hornet's nests to hide face recognition cameras. Whenever you see one, hit it with a stick to destroy the cameras.
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Така че предполагам
So I guess what I'm trying to say is...if it's nice outside and you're not at work just start day drinking
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Когато си от града и за първи път отиваш на село Кога си од градот и првпат одиш на село Cuando eres de la ciudad y vas por primera vez al campo Когда ты из города и впервые едешь в деревню Wenn du aus der Stadt kommst und zum ersten Mal aufs Land gehst Quand tu es de la ville et que tu vas à la campagne pour la première fois Όταν είσαι από την πόλη και πας για πρώτη φορά στην εξοχή Quando sei di città e vai per la prima volta in campagna Şehirden olup ilk kez köye gittiğinde Коли ти з міста і вперше їдеш у село Quando és da cidade e vais pela primeira vez ao campo Kiedy jesteś z miasta i jedziesz pierwszy raz na wieś När du är från staden och åker till landet för första gången Wanneer je uit de stad komt en voor het eerst naar het platteland gaat Når du er fra byen og tager på landet for første gang Når du er fra byen og drar til landet for første gang Kun olet kaupungista ja menet ensimmäistä kertaa maalle Amikor városi vagy Când ești din oraș și mergi pentru prima dată la țară Když jsi z města a jedeš poprvé na venkov Kai esi iš miesto ir pirmą kartą važiuoji į kaimą Kad esi no pilsētas un pirmo reizi dodies uz laukiem Kad si iz grada i prvi put ideš na selo
When you are from the city and go to the countryside for the first time
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За хората от града: това е кравешко гнездо. За граѓаните: ова е гнездо од крави. Para la gente de ciudad: esto es un nido de vacas. Для городских: это коровье гнездо. Für Stadtmenschen: Das ist ein Kuhnest. Pour les citadins : c’est un nid de vache. Για τους ανθρώπους της πόλης: αυτή είναι μια αγελαδινή φωλιά. Per i cittadini: questo è un nido di mucche. Şehirdekiler için: bu bir inek yuvası. Для міських: це коров’яче гніздо. Para os citadinos: isto é um ninho de vacas. Dla mieszczuchów: to jest krowie gniazdo. För stadsbor: detta är ett koknäste. Voor stadsbewoners: dit is een koeiendnest. For byboerne: dette er et kokræ. For byfolk: dette er et kuflokk-reir. Kaupunkilaisille: tämä on lehmänpesä. A városiaknak: ez egy tehénfészek. Pentru cei de la oraș: acesta este un cuib de vaci. Pro městské: tohle je kraví hnízdo. Miesto žmonėms: tai – karvių lizdas. Pilsētniekiem: tas ir govju ligzda. Za ljude iz grada: ovo je kravlje gnijezdo.
For city people: this is a соw nest.
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Когато акула си удари малкото пръстче на корал Cuando te golpeas el meñique contra un arrecife de coral.
When you hit your pinky on a coral reef.
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