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I've lost my dady Whats he like? Big tits and beer

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A guy walks into a bar and sees a 1 foot piano player over by the door. He goes over to the bartender, orders a вееr, and says “man, how’d you get such a short piano player.” The bartender says in response” there’s a genie in the back of the bar.” The man finishes his вееr and runs to the back, looking for the genie. He finds it and says “I wish for a million bucks.” Suddenly, a million ducks fly out of the bar. The customer looks confused and goes back to the bartender and says “what just happened” the bartender replies “the genie is half deaf, do you really think I’d ask for a 12 inch pianist?”

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My wife crashed her car yesterday. She told the Police that the man she collided with was on his mobile and drinking вееr from a can at the time.
The Police said that the gentleman was entitled to do what ever he wanted in his own back garden.

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Confucius say, sеx on beach like American вееr - fuскing near water

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When my Uncle Frank died, he wanted his cremations to be buried in his favorite вееr mug. His last wish was to be Frank in Stein.

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12. Where do monkeys go to grab a вееr? The monkey bars!

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When Beerus meets Goku, what does he say? You should tell your son to "Gohan" back home.

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How do you know when a tree has had too much root вееr?
He won’t stop texting his ax.

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What do basketball cheerleaders drink before they go to a basketball game?
Root вееr!

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An SEO marketer walks into a bar…
bars, tavern, pub, public house, Irish pub, drink, drinks, liquor, вееr, alcohol…

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18 year olds:

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She: My name is Carmen cause I like cars & men. What's your name?
Me: Beerpussy

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If your вееr smiles at you, drink it!

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My doctor advised me to replace my glass of вееr with a рот of yogurt... There you go!

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And that, kids, is how I met your mother.

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Soup of the day

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Вееr works wonders

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Finally kids without smartphones

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