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Сотрудница отдела продаж, специалист по сервису и их начальник идут обедать и находят старую масляную лампу. Un vendedor, un empleado administrativo y el gerente van a almorzar, y tirada en el suelo, encuentran una antigua lámpara de aceite, la frotan y aparece un Genio envuelto en una nube de humo. -... Un rappresentante, un impiegato e un direttore del personale escono dall'ufficio a mezzogiorno e vanno verso un ristorantino quando sopra una panca trovano una vecchia lampada ad olio. La... Een boekhouder, een bediende en de baas zijn op weg naar de lunch wanneer ze een antieke olielamp vinden. De bediende raapt de lamp op en blinkt ze een beetje op door erover te wrijven. Plots komt... El vendedor, el supervisor de ventas y el administrador de una tienda, en su hora de almuerzo salen juntos de paseo, entran a una tienda de antiguedades y encuentran una lámpara, para variar la... Doi angajati ai unei firme se afla in biroul sefului, ajutandu-l sa se descotoroseasca de lucrurile nefolositoare care ii ocupa spatiul. La un moment dat, unul dintre angajati gaseste o lampa... Pardavėjas, sekretorė ir jų šefas eidami pietauti rado senovinę aliejaus lempą. Jie ją patrynė ir lauk išlindo dvasia. - Ačiū, kad mane išleidot... Dabar aš išpildysiu po vieną jūsų norą, - tarė...
The sales chief, the HR chief, and the boss are on their way to lunch around the corner.
They detour through an alley and stumble on a beat up but valuable looking brass container.
The sales chief picks it up and starts cleaning it with his handkerchief.
Suddenly, a genie emerges out of a curtain of purple smoke.
The genie is grateful to be set free and offers them each a wish.
The HR chief is wide-eyed and ecstatic.
She says, "I want to be living on a beautiful beach in Jamaica with a sailboat and enough money to make me happy for the rest of my life."
Poof! She disappears.
The sales chief says, "Wow! I want to be happily married to a wealthy supermodel with penthouses in New York, Paris, and Hong Kong."
Presto, he vanishes.
"And how about you?" asks the Genie, looking at the boss.
The boss scowls and says, "I want both those idiots back in the office by 2 PM."
Moral: Always let your boss speak first.
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Срещнала Марийка Понокио и започнала да го моли: Dirty Raggedy Ann Pinocchio and Raggedy Ann Schneewittchen trifft Pinocchio Πινόκιο Τι λέει η χιονάτη στο πινόκιο ενώ κάθεται στην μύτη του; На някои девойки им харесваше, когато Пинокио си пъхаше носа не където трябва и при това още и лъжеше. ¿Qué le dice Caperucita Roja a Pinocho mientras están haciendo un 69?. - Зошто Снежана била избркана од Дизни? Idzie Czerwony Kapturek przez las i widzi Pinokia. Łapie go za szmaty, rzuca o ziemie, siada na twarzy i krzyczy: - Kłam Pinokio, kłam... Snövit har fått sparken från Disney, hon togs på bar gärning då hon satt på ansiktet på Pinocchio och skrek: Ljug din jävel, ljug!! - Varför fick Snövit sparken från Disney? - Dom hittade henne över Pinocchios näsa, skrikandes: - Ljug din jävel, ljug... Rotkäppchen hüpft durch den Wald und ist total geil.Da sieht sie Pinoccio durch den Wald gehen. Plötzlich stürmt sie auf ihn los, und schmeißt ihn zu Boden. Dann zieht sie ihr Höschen aus, setzt... - Бреши! - Кричала Мальвіна, сидячи на обличчі у Буратіно. Blanche Neige a été virée de Disneyland... Motif invoqué par la Direction :  'S'est mise assise sur le nez de Pinocchio et lui a demandé de dire des mensonges' Некоторым девочкам нравилось, когда Пиноккио совал свой нос куда не следует и при этом еще и врал. Деяким дівчатам подобалося, коли Піноккіо сунув свого носа куди не слід ще й при цьому брехав. La fata turchina sta facendo il bagno nella vasca. – Pinocchio portami una saponetta ! – grida non trovandola. Pinocchio scivola e cade nella vasca con la faccia davanti alla figa della fata. La... Geht Rotkäppchen dir den Wald und ist so richtig geil. Trifft sie Ponocchio, setzt sich nackt auf sein Gesicht und schreit: „Lüg mich an, Lüg mich an!“ Biancaneve è stata cacciata dal regno delle favole...è stata pizzicata davanti al naso di pinocchio..nuda...dicendo: "nega bastardo nega!!!"
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One day little Johnny was playing on his push car that u sit on and push with your feet.
His looked like a bus, and as such he was the bus driver.
Little Johnny would drive a little, stop, and say "all you mother fuскеrs that want to get on, get on. And all you mother fuскеrs that want to get off, get off."
His mother was in the kitchen and thought surely I didn't hear him correctly.
But then once again, little Johnny stopped and said "all you mother fuскеrs that want to get on, get on. And all you mother fuскеrs that want t o get off, get off."
So him mom came running out and told her young son he was to go to his room 'till he learned to play right.
About 20 minutes later Johnny came out to play.
Be reassured his mom he learned his lesson.
So, back on his bus, he began driving around again.
He stopped and said "all you nice people that want to get off, get off. And all you nice people that want to get on, get on. And all you mother fuскеrs that want to know why I'm late, ask the вiтсh in the kitchen.
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