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Zwei Blondinen kommen in die Bar. Kommen zwei Burgenländer in eine Bar und bestellen Martini. Fragt der Barkeeper: "Dry?" Sagt einer der beiden: "Na W czasie II wojny światowej Niemcy szykują 3 szpiegów Gaan 4 Duitsers op vakantie naar Engeland. Ze hebben zich voorgenomen om Engels te spreken. Ze gaan de 1e de beste pub binnen en 1 van die Duitsers gaat wat te drinken bestellen. Bij de bar vraagt... 1945
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Имала една жена малко магазинче Sam opent een winkel tegenover een grote supermarkt. Op een ochtend staat op de supermarkt geadverteerd: "Roomboter 1
An old French lady had a small shop in her village for years until one day a huge corporate supermarket set up across the road from her little shop:
They put up signs advertising their prices, including one that said: Butter – 10 francs.
In response, the old lady added a sign to her own window: Butter – 9 francs.
The next day, the big supermarket had a new sign: Butter – 8 francs.
Sure enough, the day after the lady’s sign now read: Butter – 7 francs.
This went on for a while until eventually one of the lady’s customers pointed to the sign and said. "Madame, you cannot keep your prices so low for long. These big companies can use their buying power to sell products cheaper, but a little store like yours can never compete."
In response, the old lady веnт forward conspiratorially and muttered. "Monsieur, I don’t even sell butter."
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- Как се казваше онова дето духаш и си пожелаваш нещо? - Дрегер
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Хора Arkadaşlar az önce 1.500 kalori yaktım - Вчера без напрежение изгорих 800 калории. Разговор подруг: Me: I just burned 2000 calories in 20 minutes. - Вчера без никакъв зор изгорих 800 калории. - Това е добре — Я вчора за вечір спалила 800 кілокалорій. — Ой —Perdí 500 calorías en 2 segundos. —¿Y cómo lo hiciste? —Se me cayó mi hamburguesa. - Я учора без напруги спалила 800 кілокалорій. - так-так-так Ieri ho bruciato 4000 calorie! Sì
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