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I figured out why everyone is buying toilet paper
Because a huge rock is headed towards earth and paper covers rock

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How did a blonde commit suicide
She jumped from the basement window

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A grandfather is on his rocking chair. His grandson comes to him asks him to croak, to which the grandfather responds with a “no”. His granddaughter then comes along and asks him to croak, to which the grandfather responds, “Why do you keep asking me to croak?” The granddaughter replies, “Because Dad says if you do, we get to go to Disneyland.”

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Мurdеr is the same as suicide except the other person is doing it for you

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Why did the carrot roll down the hill?
Because he couldn’t stop his wheelchair

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Why does God hate me?
Because im a gаy minority who fights for womens rights

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My dad and I went to the hospital once, and he said he’d be fine and it’d only take a few minutes.
Lying ваsтаrd never came out.

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What happens when a emo kid loses a kahoot he gets a 25 кill streak

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Weather is like sеx. Once In a while you need to get wet.

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What happens when a skeleton does not laugh at you’re pun?
Looks like someones funny воnе is broken😁

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Why can’t orphans play online games. Because they don’t have parents to sign them up

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My life is a lot like a game of Black Jack
I always hit on 16, the get busted

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I dont like 9 11 jokes they have a tendency to crash and burn

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Immigration jokes just cross the line.

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My Smoothie Ingredients.
- Bananas.
- Strawberry.
- The Blood of my ex.
- Peanut Butter

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If depression is going to be my girlfriend. Will she leave me?

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So my teacher’s daughter commited suicide. One day Ima go up to her and say “What’s wrong did Logan Paul leave your daughter hangin’”.

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Apparently describing the beautiful city of Hiroshima as “The bomb” is not okay.

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