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There's 3 hippies going on a ride when the van breaks down the start walking about 4 miles later they walk up on a big farm house they walk up on the porch and there was a big fат farm man and his hot daughter they told them the story about there van and he said stay the night ill help yall tomorrow he said I have one rule don't fuск my daughter so all 3 men agreed well its really late and the first guy wakes up and goes and fuскs his daughter wakes up the second dude he goes and fuскs his daughter wakes up the third guy he goes fuскs his daughter well that next morning the big farm boy comes out with a gun he aid which one of you f*cked my daughter he said I put green die in her рussy so..... he pulls the first guys pants down his diск was green so he shot him pulls out a knife pulls the second guys pants down his diск was green slit his throat pulled down the third guys pants his diск wasn't green he said hey boy I like you but when he smiled his teeth were green
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Tim, Tom, and Teddy were all lost in the forest, each of them had 25 cents to survive. They walked around for hours, and had no luck.
So Tim suggested that they split up and meet up at that same spot in an hour, they all agreed and set out on their separate ways.
While walking Tim came across a diск suскing machine, that cost 25 to use, and he says,
"Wow! Haven't got my diск suскеd in a while! Why not!" So he puts in his quarter, gets his diск suскеd and continues on his way.
Then while Tom was walking he comes across it as well, he realized they only had 10 minutes until they were to all meet up again, so he says "Well I haven't got my diск suскеd in a while, why not?" so he puts in his quarter and gets his diск suскеd, after gathering himself he realizes he needed to hurry back , he gets there and Tom and Teddy are waiting for him.
"Where were you?" asked Teddy.
"Lost track of time." Said Tom
"Well does everyone have their quarters?" Asks Teddy.
They all share a look. "Well?" asks Teddy.
"I lost mine!" Said Tim and Tom at the same time.
Teddy then smiles and pulls out 3 quarters.
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