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One day little Johnny was sitting in math class.
The teacher asked him, "there are 3 crows on a fence the farmer shoots one how many are left?"
Little Johnny replied "none."
Confused the teacher asked again.
"Johnny, there are 3 crows on the fence the farmer shoots 1 how many are left?"
Johnny replies "0."
Teacher says, "ok Little Johnny how are you getting this."
Little Johnny replies, "if 1 crow dies then the other two fly away, 0 crows left."
Teacher says "that's not the correct answer but I like the way your thinking."
Little Johnny replies, "ok teach, there 3 girls in an ice-cream parlor.
One is suскing the cone, one is licking the cone, and the other is biting the cone, which one is married?"
The teacher replies, "I guess the one suскing the cone."
Little Johnny says, "no вiтсh it's the one with the ring on her finger but, I like the way your thinking."
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A man is in Vegas where he lost all of his money so he can't pay for a cab to return to the airport. He sees a cab and begs the driver to give him a free ride to the airport but the cab driver declines.
The next year the man returns to Vegas and get filthy rich when he decides to leave for the airport.
There is a huge line of cabs, and at the very end of this line was the very driver who never gave him a ride the previous year.
The man walks up to the front cab "Excuse me, sir if you give me a free ride to the airport I'll let you give me a hаndjов."
The driver declines immediately.
The man then asks all the drivers in this line the same thing.
When he gets to the last driver, he pays the fee and the cab driver begins moving, when he moved by the line, the man puts two thumbs up through the window so all the other drivers could see.
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Кармин Защо блондинките използват зелено червило? Pourquoi est-ce que les blondes portent du rouge à lèvres vert? Parce que la couleur rouge veut dire arrêter. Hvorfor bruger blondiner grøn læbestift? – Rød betyder stop. - Perche’ le bionde portano rossetto verde? Perche’ rosso significa stop. - Perche’ le bionde portano rossetto rosso? Perche’ rosso significa : - ”Stop
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„Жените имат нужда от причина
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One day little Jonny was at his house asleep until he heard his parents arguing and his mom called the dad a "ваsтаrd" and the dad called the mom a "вiтсh".
So little Jonny asked, "dad what does вiтсh and ваsтаrd mean?"
Then his dad said it meant "ladies and gentlemen."
So the next day little Jonny was upstairs in his room until he heard his mom moaning.
He walked into their room and the mom said "feel my тiттiеs" and the dad said "choke on my diск".
Little Jonny asked, "dad what does тiттiеs and diскs mean?"
So his dad said "coats and jackets."
Then it was Thanksgiving and they were having family over for the day and Little Jonny went upstairs and heard his dad say "shiт!"
Because he had cut himself.
And Little Jonny said, "dad what does shiт mean?"
So his dad said "it means wiping shaving cream off my face."
So little Jonny went back downstairs and his mom was in the kitchen stuffing a turkey and she yelled: "fuск!"
So little Jonny asked, "what does fuск mean?"
And she said "stuffing the turkey."
Then the doorbell rang, and Little Jonny opened the door and said: "hello вiтсhеs and ваsтаrds put your тiттiеs and diскs on the coat racket, my dads, upstairs wiping the shiт off his face and my moms in the kitchen fuскing the turkey!"
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Какво е общото между кунилингуса и мафията. Малко да ти се изплъзне езика и си дълбоко в лайната ... Hvad er ligheden mellem en Mafia og en tissekone? – Hvis du ikke kan styre din tunge er du i dybt lort Каква е приликата между мафия и беснееща съпруга? Ако не можете да си контролирате езика Care este asemanarea dintre Mafie shi cunilignus?... - Un pas greshit... Si ai dat de rahat!!! At slikke fisse At slikke fisse er det samme som at lege med mafian. En forkert bevægelse så er du ude i noget lort.... Sievietes klitors ir kā mafija: Viena nepareiza kustība un Tu esi dirsā
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