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Whats the second thing thats hard in the morning? waking up!
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Q: Why do dogs liск their ваlls?
A: Because they can.
Q: So why do they stick their noses in women's crotches?
A: Same reason.
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Do you know what would be sick?
If you sat in Santa's lap and you felt him get a воnеr.
Do you know what would be even worse?
If he stood up and you were still sitting in his lap.
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Q: Why did the man put condoms on his ears during sеx?
A: He didn't want to get hearing aids.
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Friend: Dude, I can't stop dreaming about my crush.
Me: Well imagine this... You're home alone, and your crush comes over to visit.
Friend: Ok I can see it...
Me: She walks into your room and you're just sitting there.
Friend: Uh-huh.. I'm likin' this.
Me: Ok. So she walks in front of you, takes her pants off. She's not wearing any underwear.. And then she sits on you.
Friend: Oh-hо-hoo.. Whatta' naughty girl.
Me: Yeah, ok. Don't get dirтy on me. So she's sitting on you. And then... she starting shiттing in you. Right then and there, you find out you're a toilet.
Friend: I hate you...
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Цицање Плавуша и комарец Η Ξανθιά και το κουνούπι Каква е разликата между комара и блондинката? Quelle est la différence entre les moustiques et les femmes ?Les moustiques Connaissez-vous la différence entre un moustique et une blonde? Was ist der Unterschied zwischen einer Blondine und einem Blutegel? Wenn man dem Blutegel auf den Kopf haut Која е разликата помеѓу плавуша и комарец? Комарецот откако ке го удриш престанува да цица! Vous savez quelle est la différence entre une blonde et un moustique ? Et bien le moustique arrête de sucer quand on lui tape sur le front. Vad är det för skillnad på en mygga och en blondin? Blondinen får suga färdigt. Quel est la différence entre un moustique et une prostituée ? Quand tu tapes le moustique il arrête de te sucer Hvad er forskellen på en myg og en blondine? – Myggen stopper med at suge når man klapper den. Hvad er forskellen på en blondine og en myg? Hvad er forskellen på en blondine og en myg? - En myg holder selv op med suge What’s the difference between a blonde and a masqueto? A masqueto stops sucking when you slap it Hvad er forskellen på en myg og en kvinde? Kvinden får lov til at sutte færdig Wat is het verschil tussen een dom blondje en een mug? Een mug houdt op met zuigen als je hem slaat en een dom blondje niet? Hva er forskjellen på ei blondine og en mygg? - Blondinen fortsetter å suge dersom du klapser til henne.. Mitä eroa on sääskellä ja blondilla? - Sääski lakkaa imemästä jos sitä lyö. - Vad är det för skillnad på en rysk ubåt och en blondin? - Väldigt få har varit inne i en rysk ubåt. - Vet du vad det är för skillnad mellan en mygga och en blondin ? - Man sl�r myggan innan den har sugit f�rdigt - Vad är det för skillnad på en kvinna och en mygga? - Myggan låter man inte suga klart. Kuo skiriasi blondinė nuo uodo? Tuo Sapete quale è la differenza tra una zanzara e una donna? che la zanzara rompe solo d'estate la donna tutto l'anno.
What's a difference between a blond and a mosquito?
Once you smack a mosquito it stops sucking
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A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with three young mothers and their small children. "You all have obsessions," he observed. To the first mother he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy." He turned to the second mom. "Your obsession is money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny." At this point, the third mother got up, took her little boy by the hand and whispered, "Come on, Diск, let's go."
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How can you tell a sumo wrestler from a feminist?
A Sumo wrestler shaves his legs.
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Zwischen den Feiertagen Zwischen Weihnachten und Silvester Ham: Hej If Thanksgiving is your left leg and Christmas is your right leg Hey girl
If your right leg was Halloween and the other one was Christmas I would have come visit you between the holidays.
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Aaron Hernandez goes to prison as a tight end. He'll come out a wide receiver!
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Баферинг С гаджето правихме сeкс вчера Lui e lei fanno l'amore. All'improvviso lui si ferma è rimane come congelato. Lei lo guarda stupefatta e chiede: - Ma sei normale Ein junges Pärchen ist grade dabei sich hemmungslos zu lieben. Er besorgt es ihr grade so richtig Een echtpaar ligt in bed de liefde te bedrijven. Na een paar standjes begint de man schokkend te bewegen en houdt zich
1st time having sеx. I suddenly stopped and didn't move.
She: "What are you doing?"
Me: "I've seen this on РоrnНuв, it's called Buffering.
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What do your parents' car and testicles have in common?
Hit either one of them and you're grounded.
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George meets a genie in the street, which tells him to make a wish and it will make it true.
"I want to рее whiskey," he says.
“But are you sure? You can ask for money, wealth, anything you want."
"No I want to рее whiskey."
The genie thinks what can it do, it makes his wish true.
George goes home, calls his wife, Sue:
"Woman, get nuts and two glasses."
Curious she was, she brings them.
"What do you want them? She asks him. Once we don’t have any drinks."
From now on, we will both have as much whiskey as we want, says to her.
And really he fills the two glasses with whiskey.
They clink, drink one, drink two drinks, make some fun … and play a little game.
The other night the same happen.
"Woman, bring two glasses and nuts."
So they spend their evenings.
One night, however, the scene changed.
"Woman, bring nuts and a cup."
"A, for one?"
"You will drink from the bottle today."
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I had to get an Xbox controller tattooed on my vаginа.
So my boyfriend would play with me for a change.
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Did you hear about the gаy guy that's on the patch?
He's down to four butts a day.
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"For love on the first sight, there's a tremendous medicine!"
"What medicine?"
"To get another look...!"
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One night on christmas eve, santa came down the chimney. He was putting toys under the tree for the good girls and boys of the house.
When he got the errie feeling that someone was staring at him.
He turned around and sure enough a lady in a nelgiee was looking at him.
When she noticed santa looking at her she said, "Santa can you stay, can yuo stay?"
Santa, "Hey, hey hey, me have to go. Have to deliever toys for good girls and boys."
So then she pulled down her negliee and showed santa her вrеаsт. "Santa, can you stay, can you stay?"
Santa, "Hey, hey, hey. Me got to go. Have to deliever toys to good girls and boys."
Then she took off everything and stood nакеd in front of santa and said, "Santa can you stay, can you stay?"
Santa, "Hey,hey, hey. Me have to stay. Can't go up the chimney this a way!"
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A lecturer who was drunк walked in a class.
Ater few minutes he wanted to urinate, he ran out and open a zip slowly, so that he may urinate.
After urinating, that's when he realized that the zip he opened was for a jacket.
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