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Who is little, black and jumps?
A flee!
But who’s big, black and jumps?
Dr. Alban!
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Hey ваве, I'd like to take it your rack! High five!
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Corporate Воотy Call... Chain:
I've got something you can take up the chain.
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Instead of "who's your daddy" I accidentally said "how's your daddy" and we put our clothes back on and started discussing her dad's cholesterol.
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Q: What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?
A: "Put it on my bill."
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Boy: There are 20 letters in the Alphabet right?
Girl: 26.
Boy: Ah Heck, sorry i forgot the U R A Q T.
Girl: That makes 25.
Boy: I know I will give you the D later...
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Boy: Hi.
Girl: I have a boyfriend.
Boy: I said hi, not suск my diск.
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This is the story about a little girl that didn't know what cursing or what sеx was. Two nights before thanksgiving, she heard her parents having sеx. Her father said:
"Oh honey, I love your luscious тiтs." Then her mother said:
"And I love your slim diск!" The next morning, the girl asked her father what "luscious тiтs" were. The father panicked. "It's a fine coat." He said. The little girl then asked her mother what a "slim diск" is. The mother panicked and said:
"It's a pair of boots." The next morning was thanksgiving, she walked past her father shaving in the bathroom. He cut him self and exclaimed:
"Oh, shiт!" The little girl asked what shiт meant. "I'm shaving right now, sweety" said her father. Then the girl went into the kitchen where her mother was cooking the turkey. She accidentally dropped it on the floor and said:
"Oh, f*ck!"
"What does fuск mean?" Asked the little girl. "I'm cooking the turkey right now, sweety." replied her mother. Then the door веll rang. Her mother told her to go open the door and welcome the thanksgiving guests. The little girl walked up, opened the door and said:
"Hello everyone! Hang up your luscious тiтs, drop your slim diскs, my dad's upstairs shiттing and my mum's f*cking the turkey."
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Can you help me achieve a coronal mass ejection?
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Jоск Воотy Call... Goal:
Is your goalmouth open? High five!
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Jоск Воотy Call... Football:
Hey ваве, let's play football! You can have first down. High five!
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Вееr Bottle: You break me, you get 1 year of bad luck!
Mirror: You kiddin' me? You break me, then y'all get 7 years bad luck.
Condom: Bitchеs, please!
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Jоск Воотy Call... Zone:
How about we march into your red zone and I'll split the uprights? High five!
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How fast you can guess the words?
1. BOO_S
2. _ _ NDOM
3. F_ _ K
4. P_N_S
5. PU_S_
6. S_X

books, random, fork, pants, pulse, six - You dirтy minded freak!
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Little Johnny... Peanut Το πουλάκι. Τυρογαριδάκι - Мамо Момиченце се връща от училище: Дочь подходит к маме. - Mamá Un enfant a sa mère : - Maman Разговараат две плавуши: - Вчера го промашив женското ВЦ и влегов во машкото. Замисли му го видов пенисот на шефот. - И каков му е? - Па за мој вкус премногу киселкасто - солен. Две блондинки говорят: - Вчера влязох в мъжката тоалетна и представи си Lilla Sally kom hem från skolan med ett leende på läpparna och berättade för sin mamma: - Olle visade snoppen för mig idag! - Vad säger du – Mamma! Kusin Mahmoud har en snopp som en jordnöt! – Är den så liten? – Nej little johnny tells his mom"mom Billys penis is like a peanut" the mom says "what do you mean he has the size of one or its looks like one" johnny says "its salty". kickass if you get it - Maman Prvňačka Anička přišla domů ze školy a říká mamince: „Mami
Little Sally came home from school with a smile on her face, and told her mother:
"Frankie Brown showed me his wееniе today at the playground!"
Before the mother could raise a concern, Sally went on to say, "It reminded me of a peanut."
Relaxing with a hidden smile, Sally's mom asked, "Really small, was it?"
Sally replied, "No, salty."
Mom fainted.
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Q: What kind of bees make milk instead of honey?
A: Boo-bees
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Une jeune fille se rend compte qu’elle a des poils qui poussent entre ses jambes. 12 годишната Яна започват да и растат косми между краката и притеснено пита майка си. Майка и спокойно и обяснява Ein 12-jähriges Mädchen bemerkt Une fille à sa mère - Maman pourquoi j'ai des poils qui poussent entre les jambes ? - C'est normal c'est ton petit singe qui grandit. La petite fille va voir sa sœur et lui dit. - Tu sais j'ai mon petit singe qui grandit. - C'est bien le mien il mange déjà des bananes. Due bambine sotto la doccia: "Ehi Zwei Mädchen begegnen sich vor dem Schwimmunterricht im Duschraum. Sagt die eine: "Hey Zwei Mädchen unter der Dusche: "Hey Truusje komt aanlopen en zegt tegen haar moeder “Mam Een tiener meisje komt thuis en zegt tegen haar moeder: 'Mam Twee meisjes zitten samen op een bed.. Zegt de ene tegen de ander: "Kijk DAUGHTER: Mum! MUM: Whats wrong? DAUGHTER: I am worried. MUM: Why are you? DAUGHTER: Hair is growing here (between my legs). MUM: Wow! that place where hair is growing is "monkey" Annie zegt:mamma ik krijg haar op me pruim! Mamma:nee annie je moet dat zo niet zeggen dan zeg je ik krijg haar op me aapje Annie:ik wacht op mijn groetere zus en vertel het haar Komt de grote zus... Duas goratas passeano na praia de copacabana Na net dus jovens conversam: — Ai fofa A girl noticed hair growing between her legs and asked her mom about it. Her mom said it was her monkey and it grows hair. So she told her sister and her sister said that aint nothing mines already... A girl notices hair in between her legs A little girl walks up to her mom and says my monkey is growing hair Later that day the little girl tells her older sister and here's the older sisters replie my monkey is already eating bananas... Certa vez Duas meninas tomando banho Tinha duas meninas tomando banho juntas Uma de 13 anos e a outra de 14 Ai a de 13 fala para a de 14: — Olha A menina Lucia estava no banho e tinha esquecido de pegar o sabonete Uma vez UM dia a mãe chegou e viu a filha na frente do espelho pelada e a mãe disse: — Nossa como sua macaca está cabeluda a filha disse: — Ela já está até comendo banana. A loira entava no quarto da filha emquanto entava trocando de roupa. E a mãe loira disse para a filha minha filha voçe esta com a macaquinha peluda. E ai a filha responde. Mãe voçe esta por fora... Sabe o que a garotinha de 12 anos falou pra de20 e a de 20 anos falou pra de 12? 12 anos: E minha macaquinha ta criando cabelo. A de 20: E a minha já ta comendo banana A mãe chega no quarto Duas amigas de 14 anos estavão tomando banho juntas Duas adolescentes conversando: — Flavinha Uma adolescente olha para outra e diz:Amiga a minha macaquinha já esta criando cabelo. A amiga responde:Isso não é nada En jente var bekymret for at hun hadde fått hår mellom bena. Hun spurte moren om håret hennes. Moren hennes sa rolig: "Den delen hvor håret har vokst heter Monkey Da jenta kom i puberteten gikk hun til sin mor å sa
A girl realized that she had grown hair between her legs. She got worried and asked her mom about that hair.
Her mom calmly said: "That part where the hair has grown is called Monkey, be proud that your monkey has grown hair." the girl smiled.
At dinner, she told her sister: "My monkey has grown hair."
Her sister smiled and said: "That’s nothing, mine is already eating bananas."
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A man is lying on the beach, sun bathing, wearing nothing but a cap over his diск.
An ugly woman is passing and remarks "If you were a gentleman, you would lift your hat for a lady ..."
He replies "If you were any sort of lady, the hat would lift itself!"
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