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Pirate Воотy Call... Cannon:
I'd like to fire my cannon into your treasure chest! Yar!

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Pirate Воотy Call... Peg Leg:
They call me Peg Leg Joe... and I walk fine! Yar!

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Pirate Воотy Call... Deck:
Blimey, I could live on your роор deck. Yar!

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Pirate Воотy Call... Mainsail:
Lift yer mainsail and prepare to be boarded. Yar!

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Geek Воотy Call... Place:
Your place or my parents' basement?

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Medieval Воотy Call... Plague:
Don't worry, the plague left a few of my parts intact.

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Plumber Воотy Call... Hole:
I'll only use rigid pipe in your rim holes.

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Pirate Воотy Call... Pox:
I'm no longer роxy. Care for a flogging? Yar!

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Pharmacist Воотy Call... Prescription:
Your prescription for one large, um, suppository is ready for pickup.

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Meteorologist Воотy Call... Pressure:
Doppler radar's picking up a ridge of high pressure... in my pants.

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Prom Воотy Call... Воотy:
I want your воотy near my boutonniere.

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Pirate Воотy Call... Rope:
It's time for you to meet my rope's end! Yar!

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Pirate Воотy Call... Sеамеn:
I'm here to satisfy yer craving for sеамеn. Yar!

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Pirate Воотy Call... Ship:
How'd ya like to be the maidenhead on my vessel? Yar!

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Pirate Воотy Call... Smile:
When I see you smile, my scally wags. Yar!

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Pirate Воотy Call... Staring:
Don't mind my staring. Your chest is see-worthy. Yar!

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Motivational Speaker Воотy Call... Steps:
Step 1: Feel that fire of passion burning in you! Step 2: Now feel mine.

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Alien Воотy Call... Stolen Heart:
You've stolen my heart. Luckily, I have three more.

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