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Geek Воотy Call... Sheets::
I'd like to cascade all over your style sheets.

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Geek Воотy Call... Sniffer::
My sniffer wants to decode your packet.

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Geek Воотy Call... Test::
I'd like to do a usability test of your backend.

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Geek Воотy Call... Watch::
Can I watch while you Google yourself?

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Why does the TV like the remote?
Q: Why does the TV like the remote?
A: Because it turns it on!

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Jоск Воотy Call... Foul:
Hey ваве, I'd really like to foul you. High five!

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Jоск Воотy Call... Hole:
Hey ваве, can I take it to the hole? High five!

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Jоск Воотy Call... Defense:
Hey ваве, if you play man-to-man, I'll play zone. High five!

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Jоск Воотy Call... Handler:
Hey ваве, are you a good ball handler? High five!

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Jоск Воотy Call... Open:
Hey ваве, I'm just trying to open up a hole! High five!

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Two rednecks were sitting on their porch one afternoon and looked down at their dog who was licking his diск.
One of the the guys looked at the other and said,
"I wish that I could do that."
The other one then said,
'Don't be sтuрid, man - that dog would bite you!"

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Jоск Воотy Call... Resin:
Hey ваве, want to squeeze my resin bag? High five!

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Jоск Воотy Call... Soccer:
Hey ваве, soccer players can go for 90 minutes. High five!

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Soccer Воотy Call... Dribble:
I'd like to dribble on your field. Goooaaalll!

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Soccer Воотy Call... Skills:
I hear you have good ball handling skills. Goooaaalll!

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Soccer Воотy Call... Mouth:
I would like to approach your goalmouth. Goooaaalll!

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Soccer Воотy Call... Poke:
How would you feel about a toe poke? Goooaaalll!

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Soccer Воотy Call... Kick:
Want to see my banana kick? Goooaaalll!

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