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Exercise, eat right, get good sleep, take your vitamins…die anyway.
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All the gym bunnies moaning about the newbies.
Get over yourselves.
You didn’t see us moaning when you came to use our pubs in December.
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If you can afford a gym membership, you can afford deodorant.
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Learn how to get ripped in 4 weeks.
Do a course on Photoshop.
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Apparently you have to go to the gym more than once to get in shape, what the hеll.
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I’ve recently joined my local boxing club and the trainer there suggested that I tried skipping to get fitter.
After doing this for an hour, he handed me a rope and said, “Use this. You won’t look as gаy”
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I often stare at a prominent sign on the wall at my Gym that declares “NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE”.
And every time I think “Whoever wrote that never tried to cancel their membership.”
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I was talking to this guy at the gym about push-ups.
“How many reps would you usually do?” he asked.
“A million,” I rep lied.
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Entered what I ate today into my new fitness app and it just sent an ambulance to my house.
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Only 3 more days until millions of people join the gym for a week.
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I found a hole in my trainer that’s big enough to put my finger through.
One formal complaint from her, and I’m now banned from the gym.
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Was in the gym earlier and decided to jump on the treadmill.
People were giving me weird looks, so I started jogging instead.
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Chuck Norris leaves potholes when he jogs.
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If rolling your eyes burned calories, Facebook would be my gym.
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When Chuck Norris works out, he doesn't sweat.
His body cries.
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At the gym… just finished my 3rd set of selfies.
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I love the gym this time of year.
The newbies make me look like a Victoria Secret model.
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I came home from the gym this morning staggering and sweating after pushing my body to the limit … And all I did was sign up.
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