I ran away from the hospital, it was time to go. My friend asked me, "Why did you run away from the hospital, right before the surgery?"
"I was scared," I replied.
"Why?"
"The nurse kept saying, 'Don't worry, be courageous, it is only a small operation, nothing will happen, it will take hardly 30 minutes, and so on."
"The nurse was right, she was encouraging you, that's all," replied my friend.
"Nonsense!" I began, "She was not talking to me, she was talking to the doctor!"
I'm going to start rapping. I think it fits me. I think the first step to being a good rapper is you got to have a cool rapper name, right? Like Dr. Dre, Snoop Dogg -- those are cool names. I think my favorite name is LL Cool J, though, because LL Cool J -- I don't know if you know this -- stands for 'Ladies Love Cool James.' Like, he put it in his name, like, 'Вiтсhеs like me, what you got?' Like, that's pretty tight. So, I came up with my own name in the style of his name, but mine's a little bit longer. Mine is LL BJFW Cool DAMTNET, and mine stands for 'Ladies Like Being Just Friends With Cool Daniel and Most Times Not Even That.'
Mom and Dad were watching TV when Mom said,
"I'm tired, and it's getting late. I think I'll go to bed."
She went to the kitchen to make sandwiches for the next day's lunches, rinsed out the popcorn bowls, took meat out of the freezer for supper the following evening, checked the cereal box levels, filled the sugar container, put spoons and bowls on the table and started the coffee рот for brewing the next morning.
She then put some wet clothes into the dryer, put a load of clothes into the wash, ironed a shirt and secured a loose button. She picked up the newspapers strewn on the floor, picked up the game pieces left on the table, watered the plants, emptied a wastebasket and hung up a towel to dry.
She yawned and stretched and headed for the bedroom. She stopped by the desk and wrote a note to the teacher, counted out some cash for the field trip, and pulled a textbook out from hiding under the chair. She signed a birthday card for a friend, addressed and stamped the envelope and wrote a quick note for the grocery store. She put both near her purse.
Mom then washed her face, put on moisturizer, brushed and flossed her teeth and trimmed her nails. Hubby called, "I thought you were going to bed."
"I'm on my way," she said.
She put some water into the dog's dish and put the cat outside, then made sure the doors were locked. She looked in on each of the kids and turned out a bedside lamp, hung up a shirt, threw some dirтy socks in the hamper, and had a brief conversation with the one up still doing homework.
In the bedroom, she set the alarm, laid out clothing for the next day, straightened up the shoe rack. She added three things to her list of things to do for tomorrow.
About that time, hubby turned off the TV and announced to no one in particular "I'm going to bed,", and he did.