A bloke went down to the pet shop in search for an animal to keep him company at home.
He didn’t have many friends and wanted a pet to give him purpose. The bloke walks into the pet shop and gets greeted by the cashier
“Good afternoon sir what can I help you with today?”
“I’ve come to look for a pet to keep me company” The bloke replies.
“Well then I’ve got just the thing for you” said the cashier.
He takes from under the counter a little matchbox.. “inside here is a talking caterpillar and today you can have it for just £50”
“What a bargain” the bloke replies. He hands him 50 quid and takes the match box home.
When he arrives home he can’t wait to ask the caterpillar if he’d like to go out and do something with him. He puts the match box on the table, knocks on the top and out comes the caterpillar!
“Alright mate do you want to go down the pub for a few pints?!” Says the bloke.
The caterpillar looks up him and goes back into the box.
Half an hour later the bloke tried again, he knocks on the matchbox and out comes the caterpillar.
“Alright mate do you want to go to the pub for a few pints?!”
Again, the caterpillar looks up at him and goes back into the box.
Confused the man wonders whether he should get some sort of refund for this shiт!
An hour later he tries one more time - he knocks on the matchbox and out comes the caterpillar..
“Alright mate, I’m going to try one more time.. do you want you to come down the pub for a few pints?!
To which the caterpillar replies
“Yeah alright mate I heard you the first time! I’ve been putting my fuскing shoes on”
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