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1.Yo mama is so fат that she looked up cheat codes for Wii Fit
2. Yo mama is so fат that she has to iron her pants on the driveway.
3.Yo mama is so fат that people jog around her for exercise.
4. Yo mama is so fат that the last time she saw 90210, it was on a scale.
5.Yo mama is so fат that I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing!
6.Yo mama is so ugly that people go as her for Halloween.
7.Yo mama is so ugly that when she looks in the mirror, the reflection looks back and shakes its head.
8.Yo mama is so ugly that she makes blind children cry.
9.Yo mama is so ugly that her shadow ran away from her.
10.Yo mama is so ugly that when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?"
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Today's Halloween Specials:
Ghoulash, scream beans, scalped potatoes, and Mummy's tomb-make booberry pie with I scream.
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A ghost joke
What do ghosts say when a girl footballer is sent off?
Ban-she Ban-she!
A vampire joke
What do vampires have at eleven o'clock every day?
A coffin break!
A witch joke
Why did the baby witch smile when she came out in blotches?
Because it was an 'appy rash!
A Halloween joke
Why was the little boy unhappy to win first prize for the best costume at the Halloween party?
Because he just came to pick up his sister!
A cannibal joke
Why didn't the cannibal eat Mike Tyson?
He thought he would give him a paunch!
A witch joke
Why did the witch wear a green felt pointy hat?
So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen!
A witch joke
What has six legs and flies?
A witch giving her cat a ride!
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Neighbor’s Subtle Halloween Decor
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For Halloween I'm going to go as a normal person with no mask since that seems to scare the shiт out of everyone.
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Някои друг да мисли, че нямаме нужда от Halloween тази година? Че аз нося маска и ям бонбони вече 9 месеца
Anyone else feel like Halloween is unnecessary this year? I've been wearing a mask and eating candy for 7 months now, I don't think I need a day dedicated to it anymore.
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If Obama controlled Halloween, would he take all the candy from the kids trick-or-treated and give it to the kids who didn't trick-or-treat?
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What’s the turkey’s favorite Halloween costume?
A gobble-in.
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What’s a potato’s favourite song to dance to at a Halloween party?
The ‘Monster Mash’.
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Who did the hotel hire to work over Halloween? A skeleton crew.
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What is the most common Halloween outfit for a pig to dress up as?
Frankenswine.
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What did the frog dress up as for Halloween?
A prince.
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Едва след като застрелях третото зомби, започнах да се чудя защо носят торбички с бонбони и звънят на вратата ми. Дури откако го застрелав третото зомби, почнав да се прашувам зошто носат кеси со бонбони и ѕвонат на мојата врата. Solo después de dispararle al tercer zombi empecé a preguntarme por qué llevaban bolsas de dulces y tocaban mi timbre. Только после того, как я застрелил третьего зомби, я начал задумываться, почему они несут мешки с конфетами и звонят в мою дверь. Erst nachdem ich den dritten Zombie erschossen hatte, fragte ich mich, warum sie Tüten mit Süßigkeiten trugen und an meiner Tür klingelten. Ce n’est qu’après avoir tiré sur le troisième zombie que j’ai commencé à me demander pourquoi ils portaient des sacs de bonbons et sonnaient à ma porte. Μόνο αφού πυροβόλησα το τρίτο ζόμπι άρχισα να αναρωτιέμαι γιατί κουβαλούσαν σακούλες με καραμέλες και χτυπούσαν το κουδούνι μου. Solo dopo aver sparato al terzo zombie hо iniziato a chiedermi perché portassero borse di caramelle e suonassero al mio campanello. Üçüncü zombiyi vurduktan sonra neden şeker torbaları taşıyıp kapı ziline bastıklarını merak etmeye başladım. Лише після того, як я застрелив третього зомбі, я почав замислюватися, чому вони несуть пакети з цукерками та дзвонять у мій дзвінок. Só depois de atirar no terceiro zumbi é que comecei a me perguntar por que eles carregavam sacos de doces e tocavam minha campainha. Dopiero po zastrzeleniu trzeciego zombie zacząłem się zastanawiać, dlaczego niosą torby ze słodyczami i dzwonią do moich drzwi. Det var först efter att jag sköt den tredje zombien som jag började undra varför de bar på godispåsar och ringde på min dörrklocka. Pas toen ik de derde zombie had neergeschoten, begon ik me af te vragen waarom ze tassen met snoep droegen en bij mijn deurbel aanbellen. Først efter jeg skød den tredje zombie, begyndte jeg at undre mig over, hvorfor de bar slikposer og ringede på min dørklokke. Det var først etter at jeg skjøt den tredje zombien at jeg begynte å lure på hvorfor de bar på godteposer og ringte på dørklokken min. Ampa vasta kun olin ampunut kolmannen zombin, aloin ihmetellä, miksi he kantoivat karkkipusseja ja soittivat ovikelloani. Csak miután lelőttem a harmadik zombit, kezdtem el azon tűnődni, miért cipelnek cukorkás zacskókat és csengetnek be az ajtómhoz. Abia după ce am împușcat al treilea zombie am început să mă întreb de ce duceau pungi cu bomboane și sunau la soneria mea. Teprve poté, co jsem zastřelil třetího zombíka, jsem si začal říkat, proč nesou pytlíky s bonbóny a zvoní mi u dveří. Tik po to, kai nušoviau trečią zombį, pradėjau galvoti, kodėl jie neša saldainių maišelius ir skambina į mano durų skambutį. Tikai pēc tam, kad biju nošāvis trešo zombiju, es sāku domāt, kāpēc viņi nes konfekšu maisiņus un zvana man pie durvīm. Tek kad sam ubio trećeg zombija, počeo sam se pitati zašto nose vrećice s bombonima i zvone mi na vrata.
It was only after I shot the third zombie that I started to wonder why they were carrying bags of candy and ringing my doorbell.
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Когато детето ти иска да е пръдня за Хелоуин. Кога детето ти сака да биде перде за Ноќта на вештерките. Cuando tu hijo quiere ser un реdо en Halloween. Когда твой ребёнок хочет быть пердежом на Хэллоуин. Wenn dein Kind sich zu Halloween als Furz verkleiden will. Quand ton enfant veut être un pet pour Halloween. Όταν το παιδί σου θέλει να ντυθεί σαν μια πορδή για το Χάλοουιν. Quando tuo figlio vuole travestirsi da sсоrеggiа per Halloween. Çocuğun cadılar bayramında osuruk olmak istediğinde. Коли твоя дитина хоче бути пердежем на Геловін. Quando o seu filho quer ser um реidо no Halloween. Kiedy twoje dziecko chce być pierdem na Halloween. När ditt barn vill vara en fis på Halloween. Wanneer je kind met Halloween een scheet wil zijn. Når dit barn vil være en prut til Halloween. Når barnet ditt vil være en fis på Halloween. Kun lapsesi haluaa olla pieru Halloweenina. Amikor a gyereked fing akar lenni Halloweenkor. Când copilul tău vrea să fie un pârț de Halloween. Když tvoje dítě chce být prdem na Halloween. Kai tavo vaikas nori būti pirstelėjimas per Heloviną. Kad tavs bērns grib būt purkšķis uz Helovīnu. Kad ti dijete poželi biti prdež za Noć vještica.
When your child wants to be a fаrт for Halloween.
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Това официално е най-зловещата украса за Хелоуин C
It's officially the spookiest Halloween decoration ever
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Готвим се за Хелоуин. Се подготвуваме за Ноќта на вештерките. Nos preparamos para Halloween. Готовимся к Хэллоуину. Wir bereiten uns auf Halloween vor. On se prépare pour Halloween. Ετοιμαζόμαστε για το Χάλοουιν. Ci prepariamo per Halloween. Cadılar Bayramına hazırlanıyoruz. Готуємося до Гелловіну. Estamos a preparar-nos para o Halloween. Przygotowujemy się na Halloween. Vi förbereder oss för Halloween. We maken ons klaar voor Halloween. Vi forbereder os til Halloween. Vi gjør oss klare til Halloween. Valmistaudumme Halloweeniksi. Készülünk a Halloweenre. Ne pregătim pentru Halloween. Připravujeme se na Halloween. Ruošiamės Helovinui. Gatavojamies Helovīnam. Pripremamo se za Noć vještica.
Getting ready for Halloween.
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Пакост или лакомство? Пакост или благо? ¿Truco o trato? Конфета или жизнь? Süßes oder Saures? Des bonbons ou un sort ? Φάρσα ή κέρασμα; Dolcetto o scherzetto? Şaka mı, şeker mi? Жарт чи частування? Doçura ou travessura? Cukierek albo psikus? Bus eller godis? Snoep of je leven? Ballade eller ballade? Knask eller knep? Karkki vai kepponen? Cukor vagy bot? Păcăleală sau dulciuri? Kousek nebo žert? Saldainis ar pokštas? Saldumi vai palaidnība? Slatkiši ili nestašluk?
Trick or treat?
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Бабите на Хелоуин: Бабите за Ноќта на вештерките: Las abuelas en Halloween: Бабушки на Хэллоуин: Omas an Halloween: Les mamies à Halloween : Οι γιαγιάδες στο Χάλοουιν: Le nonne ad Halloween: Büyükanne ve nineler Cadılar Bayramı’nda: Бабусі на Гелловін: As avós no Halloween: Babcie w Halloween: Mormödrar på Halloween: Oma’s met Halloween: Bedstemødre til Halloween: Bestemødre på Halloween: Isoäidit Halloweenina: Nagymamák Halloweenkor: Bunicile de Halloween: Babičky na Halloween: Močiutės per Heloviną: Vecmāmiņas Helovīnā: Bake na Noć vještica:
Grandmas on Halloween:
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