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CEO -- Chief Embezzlement Officer.
CFO -- Corporate Fraud Officer.
BULL MARKET -- A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius.
VALUE INVESTING -- The art of buying low and selling lower.
P/E RATIO -- The percentage of investors wetting their pants as the
Market keeps crashing.
BROKER -- What my broker has made me.
STANDARD & POOR -- Your life in a nutshell.
STOCK ANALYST -- Idiот who just downgraded your stock.
STOCK SPLIT -- When your ex-wife and her lawyer split your assets
Equally between themselves.
FINANCIAL PLANNER -- A guy whose phone has been disconnected.
MARKET CORRECTION -- The day after you buy stocks.
CASH FLOW-- The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet.
YAHOO -- What you yell after selling it to some poor sucker for $240 per share.
WINDOWS -- What you jump out of when you're the sucker who bought
Yahoo @ $240 per share.
INSTITUTIONAL INVESTOR -- Past year investor who's now locked up in a nuthouse.
PROFIT -- An archaic word no longer in use.
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Ајкула Q: Why are lawyers never attacked by sharks? A: Professional courtesy. ¿Por qué los vampiros nunca atacan a los abogados? Por cortesía profesional. Защо вампирите не атакуват адвокати? Колегиална учтивост ¿Haz escuchado acerca del abogado cuyo bote se volcó en aguas infestadas de tiburones? El sorprendió a sus compañeros de viaje ofreciéndose de voluntario para nadar a la lejana orilla para pedir... Hvorfor angriber hajer ikke advokater? - Kollegial høflighed.... Miksi hait eivät hyökkää asianajajien kimppuun? - Kohteliaisuutta kolleegoja kohtaan K: Miksi käärmeet eivät pure asianajajia? V: Ammatillinen kohteliaisuus.
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Trampoline vs. Lawyer Unterschied zwischen Waldhorn und Trampolin Каква е разликата между батут и педераст? Каква е разликата между негър и батут? Quelle est la différence entre une blonde et un trampoline ? Tu enlèves tes chaussures pour sauter sur le trampoline. Wat is het verschil tussen een Turk en een trampoline? - Bij een trampoline moet je je schoenen uit doen Vad är skillnaden på en trampolin och en neger? – Man tar av skorna innan man hoppar på en trampolin. Wat is het verschil tussen een Turk en een trampoline? Bij een trampoline moet je je schoenen uit doen Kuo skiriasi juodaodis vaikinas nuo batuto? Nusiauni batus
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Male Lie Detector По какво можете да познаете дали един адвокат лъже? ¿Cómo se sabe cuándo un abogado está mintiendo?. Woran erkennt man Comment savoir si un assureur vous ment ? Ses lèvres bougent. Woran erkennt man das Donald Trump lügt? Er bewegt die Lippen How can you know a lawyer is lying? When he moves his lips. Comment fait-on pour savoir quand un homme dit des niaiseries? -Les lèvres bougent Woran erkennt man Hur vet en döv människa om en advokat ljuger? - Hans läppar rör sig! Como voce sabe que um advogado esta' mentindo ? R: Seus labios estao se mexendo. Mistä voit päätellä Da che cosa si capisce che un avvocato sta mentendo? Dal fatto che le sue labbra si muovono! Cum îţi dai seama că un avocat minte? Îşi mişcă buzele. Kaip jūs galite pasakyti Po czym się poznaje Question: How can you tell that an attorney is about to lie? Answer: His lips begin to move. Πώς καταλαβαίνεις ότι ένας δικηγόρος λέει ψέματα; Κουνιούνται τα χείλη του.
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