Marriage Jokes, Family Jokes
A guy comes home from work, runs into the living room, and flops down in front of the TV. He quickly turns it on and starts flipping through the channels. His wife walks into the living room and the guys says to her, "Wife, hurry up and get me a вееr before it starts!" The wife goes to the fridge, cracks a вееr and gives it to her husband. The husband slams down the вееr, gives her the empty, and tells her, "Hurry up and get me another one! It's gonna start soon!" The wife goes to the fridge, gets another вееr, cracks it open, and takes it to her husband. The guy slams the вееr again, gives her the empty, and says,
"Hurry up and get me 1 more вееr, it's gonna start ANY minute!" The wife, getting upset, goes to the fridge, gets him a вееr, cracks it open, gives it to her husband and says "You know, all you ever do around here is come home from work, sit in front of the TV, bark orders at me, drink вееr...............” The guy, hearing his wife complaining, sips his вееr, sighs, and says,
"Yep, it's started!"