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- Каква е най-нечувствителната част на пениса? Was ist der unsensibelste Teil am Penis? Der Mann! Qual é o nome daquele pedaço insensitivo na base do pinto? Homem. Comment s'appelle le tissu gras situé à la base du pénis ? - Un homme Hvad kalder man det ufølsomme sted ved roden af penis?? - Manden ... Vad kallas den okänsliga delen vid snoppen? - Mannen. Кој е најнечувствителен дел од пенисот? - Мажот...
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A man knocked on a door an a women answered and he asked if he could use her toilet.
She said you have 3 chances, if you do 3 things wrong I`ll call the police.
So he went to рiss but on the flush chain there was a вrа so he ripped it off.
Then when he was walking down the stairs he saw her cat called Воовs on the step & he hates cats so he squezed it & then threw it up the stairs.
He then went in the kitchen where the women was & the women said why did you throw my cat up the stairs?
He said I don`t know.
While she went to get it, on the table was a glass of milk which he then drank.
When the women came back she said you had your 3 chances now I'm calling the Police.
When the police came they asked her what the man had done. She said this man has ripped her вrа off, squezed her Воовs and drank her milk.
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Proč dávají muži přednost inteligentním ženám? Protiklady se přitahují.
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