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Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker- function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

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The qualities that most attract a woman to a man are usually the same ones she can't stand years later.

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Did you know that there are 71.9 acres of niррlе tissue in the U. S.?

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When men say "I'm fine" they actually mean it.
Weirdos.

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Never argue with a woman when she's tired... Or when she's rested.

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Can you say three two-letter words that mean small? Is it in?

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There are two types of guys: those who рее in the shower and those who don't admit it.

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I'm like a child living by myself. I leave stuff on the stove while I'm sleeping. I wash my аss with the same rag I wash the dishes with.

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Women will drive miles out of their way to avoid the possibility of getting lost using a shortcut.

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Women who seek to be equal to men... LACK AMBITION!

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Most women don't know where to look when they're eating a banana.

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Men of quality respect women's equality.

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Women with pasts interest men... they hope history will repeat itself.

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It ain't the jeans that make your вuтт look fат.

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Men are like placemats, they only show up when there's food on the table.

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Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.

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She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction.

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There's a reason it's called "girls gone wild" and not "women gone wild". When girls go wild, they show their тiтs. When women go wild, they кill men and drown their kids in a tub.

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