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Sherlock Holmes und Dr. Watson wandern Holmes und Watson Σέρλοκ Χολμς Σκηνή Вечер. Σέρλοκ Χολμς και Μάθιου Γουάτσον Двама приятели на излет Шерлок Холмс и доктор Ватсон отправились в поход. Вечером они поставили палатку и улеглись в ней спать. Ночью Холмс будит своего спутника: Sherlock Holmes und Dr. Watson zelten. Mitten in der Nacht wird Dr. Watson von Sherlock Holmes geweckt. Holmes: Sherlock Holmes e il suo fidato assistente Watson vanno in campeggio e dopo una bella cena ed una bottiglia di vino Two adventurers John and Jack were hunting for gold in the desert. After roaming all day long under the hot sun Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson are hiking. They hiked all day long and then Sherlock Holmes och doktor Watson campar. De slår upp tältet under stjärnorna och går och lägger sig. Mitt i natten väcker Sherlock Holmes Twee mannen gaan kamperen. Ze zetten de tent op en wanneer de avond valt kruipen ze in hun slaapzak en beginnen te slapen. Om 4u snachts worden ze wakker en de ene vraagt aan de andere : "Weet je... Dos amigos Sherlock Holmes och Dr Watson var ute och vandrade i bergen. På kvällen reste de sitt tält under den stjärnbeströdda himlen och gick och lade sig. Någon gång mitt i natten blir Dr Watson väkt av... Sherlock Holmes et le Dr Watson sont au camping. Après un bon repas et une bouteille de vin Sherlock Holmes e o doutor Watson vão acampar. Após um bom jantar e uma garrafa de vinho Dwaj koledzy nocują pod namiotem. W środku nocy jeden budzi drugiego: - Co widzisz? - Gwiazdy i księżyc. - Co to oznacza? - Że jutro będzie ładna pogoda. - Ty głupku! To oznacza Sherlock Holmes og Dr. Watson var på telttur. En kveld lå de og tittet opp på himmelen. Holmes sa: - Watson Sherlock Holmes wybrał się z Dr Watsonem do lasu. W pewnym momencie w nocy Gittikleri yerde kamp kurarlar. Tatillerinin ikinci gününün akşamı güzel bir yemek yiyip uykuya dalarlar. Birkaç saat sonra kadın uyanır ve kocasını da uyandırır. Adam uyku sersemidir; güzel bir... Sherlock Holmes En berømte detektiv Sherlock Holmes og hans assistent Doctor Watson er på camping og overnatter i telt. Midt om natten prikker Holmes til Watson og spørger ham: “Watson Sherlock Holmes és dr. Watson túrázni mennek Sherlock Holmes en zij assistent dr. Watson zitten op een camping. Zegt Sherlock ineens: "Kijk eens naar boven en zeg me wat ziet. Redeneer Holmes ed il Dott. Watson decidono di passare un week end in campeggio in una tenda nel mezzo di una foresta. A notte fonda Holmes sveglia il dottore: "Watson Sherlock Holmes a doktor Watson si vyjeli do přírody. Večer unaveni ulehli do stanu. Holmes se v noci probudil Sherlock Holmes e o Dr Watson estão acampados em plena selva. Holmes acorda no meio da noite Sherlock Holmes og Dr. Watson drar på campingtur Sherlock Holmes e il dottor Watson si trovano in vacanza in un campeggio. Dopo una buona cena e un'ottima bottiglia di vino Sherlock Holmes och Watson är på tältsemester. De sätter upp tältet under en stjärnklar himmel och går och lägger sig. Mitt i natten blir Watson väckt av Sherlock Holmes. - Watson Sherlock Holmes og Watson var på telttur. De ligger i soveposerne og Holmes siger: - Watson Sherlock Holmes och Watson campade på engelska landsbygden och avnjöt en god måltid och delade på en flaska vin innan de lade sig för att sova. Några timmar senare vaknade Holmes och ruskade sin... Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. As they lay down for the night Sherlock Holmes és dr. Watson kempingeznek. Éjjel Sherlock felébred Sherlock Holmes et son ami le Docteur Watson Font du camping. En plein milieu de la nuit Nusprendė kartą Šerlokas Holmsas ir Vatsonas pastovyklauti. Nuvažiavo į gamtą Sherlock Holmes en Dr. Watson gingen kamperen. Na een goede maaltijd en een fles wijn legden ze zich neer voor de nacht en gingen slapen. Enkele uren later werd Holmes wakker en stootte zijn trouwe...
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine, they laid down for the night, and went to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend.
"Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see." Watson replied, "I see millions and millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?" Watson pondered for a minute.
"Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies, and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?"
Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke.
"It tells me that someone has stolen our tent."
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A foreign man came to America not knowing a word of English and right away began looking for a job. He became a chorus teacher and learned to say, ¨Mi-mi-mi-mi-mi!¨ After that he joined the Army and learned to say, ¨Yes sir!¨ After that he worked at a restaurant and learned to say, ¨Forks and knives, forks and knives!¨ After that he worked at a candy store and picked up the words, ¨Goody-goody gumdrops!¨ A few weeks later, there was a мurdеr in the area and he was the first person to be interrogated by the police. The interrogation went as follows:
Policeman: Who killed the man?
Foreign man: Mi-mi-mi-mi-mi!
Policeman: Did you кill the man?
Foreign man: Yes sir!
Policeman: What did you use to кill him:
Foreign man: Forks and knives, forks and knives!
Policeman: You´re under arrest.
Foreign man: Goody-goody gumdrops!
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Q: How did the paladin start losing weight?
A: He was eating light
Q: How does a druid cut his hair?
A: Eclipse it
Q: Why didn't the undead cross the road?
A: He didn't have the guts
Q: How many Blizzard developers does it take to get an expansion right?
A: Nobody knows because it hasn't been done yet.
Q: How do you stop a Warrior from charging?
A: You take away his credit card!
Q: What's black and white and red all over?
A: A Pandaren after a bloodbath.
Q: What do you call three resto druids?
A: A treesome
Q: Why wasn't deathwing invited to any parties?
A: He was dragon everyone down.
Q: How many rogues does it take to кill a paladin?
A: Two. One to start the fight, the other to wait at the inn
Q: How come people get lost in Thunder Bluff?
A: Because the layout makes a real mesa things.
Q: What do you call a resto druid in the Brawlers Guild?
A: A combat log!
Q: Where does Ragnaros go for his back treatments?
A: The pyro-practor
Q: What do you call it when you lend money to a Taunka?
A: A buffaloane
Q: How many Blizz Devs does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, ""the lightbulb is working as intended.""
Q: Why did the raid wipe on Terrace?
A: Because they took tsulong to кill the boss.
Q: What do you call a tauren rogue?
A: Invisibull!
Q: What do you call a Draenei in major lore?
A: Non-existent!
Q: What is the sound a GM makes when answering a ticket?
A: I don't know, but I will tell in 37 days when I get a response.
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At New York's Kennedy airport today, an individual, later discovered to be a public school teacher, was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a setsquare, a slide rule, and a calculator.
At a morning press conference, Attorney General Alberto Gonzales said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement. He is being charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction."Al-gebra is a fearsome cult, "Gonzales said. They desire average solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in a search of absolute value. They use secret code names like 'x' and 'y' and refer to themselves as unknowns, but we have determined they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, "There are 3 sides to every triangle."When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush said, "If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, He would have given us more fingers and toes."
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A man is away on business, at a convention for marvellous machines.
He found a long corridor lined with machines and decided to try a few. The first he came to was called ''The Wonder Cut''. He inserted his money and did as he was told to do by the instructions. He lay back in the chair and after a few minutes the machine stopped and he hopped out of the chair, with the best hair cut he had ever had. Further down the corridor he came to a machine that said, 'For the best shave every insert here'', so he inserted his money in and place his face in the slot. And sure enough his face had the best shave he had ever had. He walked on down the corridor until he came to the last machine. It said ''for the man who has been away from his wife for a long time and is in dire need.. The rest of the words were rubbed of but he got the general idea. He made sure no one was looking and inserted his money, undid his fly and placed his ''thing'' in the hole. The machine rumbled and after a few minutes of extreme pain he withdrew his thing from the hole with a new shiny button neatly sewed on the end.
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Two aliens land their plasmic cosmo craft in Jack and Jill's backyard.
They suddenly materialize inside the couple's house and address them: ''We come in peace. We want to find out how you humans reproduce. To make an accurate assessment of your procreation process, we would like to - as your species would say - swap partners." Being ex-theater majors from a liberal arts college, Jack and Jill agree without hesistation. Jack leads the female alien into one room, while Jill takes the male alien's tenticle and leads him off into another room. Immediately, the male alien starts to sтriр down to his bare essentials. Jill, seeing the creature's shrunken, раsтy, yellow, nакеd body before her, gasps and says, ''Gee, that's a really teenie wееniе." ''Actually, I come in all sizes." With a wink and a smile, the alien slaps his thighs, and magically, his реnis pops out to about one foot in length. Jill, giggling with amazement, exclaims "Wow! That's outrageous. Can you do that with your thickness as well?" "No problemo," assurres the well-hung alien. At that, he slaps at his ears, and, "boing," his member inflates out to about a good three inches in diameter. "Yippee. Yahoo," blurts out Jill, and proceeds to give Mr. Spaceman a taste of earth-style mating. After about a three hour romp, Jill and Mr. Spaceman (now in smoking jacket and ascot) exit the bedroom and meet up with the other couple already waiting in the kitchen.Jack, seeming somewhat dazed gets up and asks Jill, "How did it go in there?'' Jill, still a little woozy herself, smiles a goofy s**t-eating grin and sings, ''That was by far, the most spectacular, unbelievable, eye-poppingest sеx I have ever had. No offense. By the way, how'd it go with Ms. Universe over there?" "Not so well. All she did was slap my ears for an hour and a half."
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