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I wish my family took pics like this so l could just show them to my therapist to save time

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Dirтy Harry Potter and the magical bullet

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Clint van Gogh

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The portrayal of one of William Shakespeare's most iconic characters, Juliet, over the years. Olivia Hussey 1968 Claire Danes 1996 Hailee Steinfeld 2013 Francesca Amewudah-Rivers

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Thor and loki the assgardians

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MOlybdenum THorium ERbium Fluorine Uranium Carbon Potassium ERbium

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Snow White. Evil Queen who is jealous of her looks

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Eddie Smurfy

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What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?
The Captain's log!

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How much сосаinе did Charlie Sheen snort in 2015?
Enough to кill Two and a Half Men.

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When people go underwater in scary movies, I like to hold my breath and see if I would have survived that situation.
I almost died in Finding Nemo.

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What did Captain Picard say when he brought his sewing machine to the repairman? – “Make it sew.”

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3 Vulcans walk into a bar.
The bartender asks the first Vulcan, “Y’all want a drink?” The first Vulcan says, “I don’t know.”
The bartender asks the second Vulcan, “Y’all want a drink?” The second Vulcan says, “I don’t know.”
The bartender asks Spock, “Y’all want a drink?” Spock says, “Yes.”

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Where do the Borg eat fast food? – Borger King.

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Spock went to the enterprises toilet and he knocked on it “Kirk are you in there?” Spiked asked, Kirk answered “hold on i am making a captains log”

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Odo walks down the alley and turns into a bar.

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