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Starwars: the gangster manace

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I wish my family took pics like this so l could just show them to my therapist to save time

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Dirтy Harry Potter and the magical bullet

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I don't know more dedicated and committed fans than those of The Lord of the Rings.

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The portrayal of one of William Shakespeare's most iconic characters, Juliet, over the years. Olivia Hussey 1968 Claire Danes 1996 Hailee Steinfeld 2013 Francesca Amewudah-Rivers

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Thor and loki the assgardians

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Snow White. Evil Queen who is jealous of her looks

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Eddie Smurfy

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An Al shows what Jack Dawson would look like if he hadn't died on the Titanic.

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Bro, I think you should play the role of my father. I don't want to be your father. That's perfect. You already know your lines.

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During the filming of the first Jurassic Park movie Steven Spielberg had extra children in case the dinosaurs ate one of them to not slow down production

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My grandfather told me that he saw the Titanic, and that from the beginning he warned all the people that the ship would sink, but nobody listened to him.
He was a brave man. He did not give up. He warned them again and again on several occasions... until they kicked him out of the cinema.

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- Data, why is there a man clinging to the hull of our ship at warp speed? - It appears to be Tom Cruise, sir. He is filming Mission Impossible part 421.

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No wonder it's such a good movie. In

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When you think about it... Remember that time Gandalf convinced the whole party to flee so that he could take out the Balrog anc not have to share any of the XP? Shows up the next session with fancy n

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What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?
The Captain's log!

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How much сосаinе did Charlie Sheen snort in 2015?
Enough to кill Two and a Half Men.

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