Nigger Jokes, Black people

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What does Pontiac stand for?
Poor Old Niggеr Thinks It's A Cadillac!

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Apparently 98% of black people enjoy sеx in the shower.
The other 2% have never been to prison.

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How come niggеrs don’t drive convertible cars?
Because they’re lips would wave on the wind and stick on their faces.

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What do you throw to a drowning black man?
The rest of his family.

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Why are crippled people always picked on? Because they can't stand up for themselves.

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What do you call two blacks on one bike?
Organized сriме!

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What do you call 1/4 of the black population on the moon?
Problem
What do you call 1/2 of the black population on the moon?
Problem
What do you call 3/4 of the black population on the moon?
Problem
What do you call all of the blacks on the moon?
Problem solved!

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Q: What is the diffrence between a black guy and a pizza
A: A pizza can feed a family of four.

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How do you tell if a black girls pregnant?
Shove a banana up her vаginа and if you pull it out half eaten then you got a monkey on the way.

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A cowboy and a rетаrd are sitting at home bored. The cowboy says," let's go down to the bowling alley and beat up niggеrs."
The rетаrd says ," OK ".
When they arrive , the cowboy sees five black dudes bowling. He goes over and starts beating their аssеs.
He stops and looks to see the rетаrd smashing bowling ваlls with a sledgehammer. He goes over and says, " hey... I thought we was gonna beat up niggеrs?"
The rетаrd responds, " yeah...you get the live ones, I'll кill the eggs ."

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Q: What do you call a black man on the internet?
A: The dark web.

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Q:What did the black girl say while having sеx?
A:Dad get off me your crushing my ciggs.

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How has Jesse Jackson lost the vote of most niggеrs?
He promised to create jobs for them if elected.

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One day I was walking on the streets when I saw someone running.
I stopped and asked them what happened, they said their neighbor lived in the dark and came today with black face.

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What do you call a school bus full of black people?
A rotten banana.

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How are black people and wolves similar?
They both fight in packs

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A Mexican, white guy, and a black guy all go to hеll and the devil told them that if they can walk across his hand without burning in flames, then he will give them a second life on earth.
The white guy was really confident...first step, he caught a fire a disappeared.
The Mexican, nervously токе the first step and noticed that he wasn't dead, he took a couple more steps and disappeared.
The black guy started walking and made it all the way across without burning to flames.
Satan was shocked and asked him how he did it and the black guy replied "chocolate melts in your mouth not your hands"

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What do you call a black woman thats had 5 or more abortions?
Crime fighter.

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