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Political Correctness as most of us realize is the biggest joke of the century.

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A cannibal entered the meat market to buy something nice for dinner. The owner greeted him and told him to look around. The cannibal began to inspect the meat case and noticed the market specialized in brain.
Upon further inspection he noticed a marked disparity between the costs of brain meats.
A carpenter's brain sells for $1.50 per pound.
A plumber's brain sells for $2.25 per pound.
He noticed with alarm that a politician's brain sells for $375.00 a pound. With not a little curiosity he asked the owner why the huge difference in price between the similar meats.
The owner responded with a deadpan look on his face,
"Do you realize how many politicians it takes to get a pound of brains?"

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If the ККК think white people are so great why do they dress like Muslim Women?

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A black man was spying on me last night while I was watching Sperminator 2 on my pc. I now really regret voting for him in the 2012 elections.

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“What do you think of Red China?” One woman asked another during a party on world affairs.
“Oh, I don’t know,” said the other woman. “I guess it would be all right if you use it on a white tablecloth.”

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Donald Trump was asked if he could quote any Bible verses. ….
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He replied,”Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Deport him and you do not have to feed him again.”
Trump 20:16

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Why do we laugh at female presidential candidates? Because they're Hillary-ous!

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The newest Bible Book is The Book of Trump. Here is wisdom from the Prophet Himself. …
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Trump 14:17-18 …… …..
“Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Deport him and you won’t have to feed him or his anchor babies ever again.”

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Why did President Obama get two terms?
Because every black man gets a longer sentence.

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During a terrible storm, all the highway signs were covered with snow. The following spring, the state decided to raise all the signs twelve inches at a cost of six million dollars. “That’s an outrageous price!” said a local farmer, “but I guess we’re lucky the state handled it instead of the federal government.” “Why’s that?”
“Because knowing the federal government, they’d decided to lower the highways.”

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Did you hear about the politically correct country club?
They no longer refer to their golfers as having handicaps.
Instead they're "sтrоке challenged"

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Q. What’s the worst thing about elections?
A. There’s always some сunт who wins.

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Nancy Pelosi - “I’ve decided to make a dessert, It’s called a USA downside up cake. I have to bake it before I read the recipe.”

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It’s not Politically Correct to say Lottery players are sтuрid or rетаrdеd.
They are “Mathematically Challenged.”

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Donald Trump is starting a petition to stop the sale of pre-shredded cheese.
He’s very serious about trying to make the USA grate again.

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You can’t go wrong buying the cool, new Donald Trump вlоw up doll. The ego inside inflates itself.

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The UK government has recently referred to payday loan companies as “idiotic” for trying to target children and get them into debt. I agree, everyone knows the best way to get a child into debt is to offer them a student loan.

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After receiving a $5 billion donation from the Brazilian government Fifa have just announced that they would like to congratulate Brazil on winning the 2014 World Cup 3-1 against Argentina on 13th July 2014.

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