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A black man was spying on me last night while I was watching Sperminator 2 on my pc. I now really regret voting for him in the 2012 elections.

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“What do you think of Red China?” One woman asked another during a party on world affairs.
“Oh, I don’t know,” said the other woman. “I guess it would be all right if you use it on a white tablecloth.”

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Donald Trump was asked if he could quote any Bible verses. ….
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He replied,”Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Deport him and you do not have to feed him again.”
Trump 20:16

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The newest Bible Book is The Book of Trump. Here is wisdom from the Prophet Himself. …
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Trump 14:17-18 …… …..
“Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Deport him and you won’t have to feed him or his anchor babies ever again.”

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Why did President Obama get two terms?
Because every black man gets a longer sentence.

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During a terrible storm, all the highway signs were covered with snow. The following spring, the state decided to raise all the signs twelve inches at a cost of six million dollars. “That’s an outrageous price!” said a local farmer, “but I guess we’re lucky the state handled it instead of the federal government.” “Why’s that?”
“Because knowing the federal government, they’d decided to lower the highways.”

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Did you hear about the politically correct country club?
They no longer refer to their golfers as having handicaps.
Instead they're "sтrоке challenged"

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Q. What’s the worst thing about elections?
A. There’s always some сunт who wins.

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Don’t worry America.
Kanye West 2020 will fix everything.

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Nancy Pelosi - “I’ve decided to make a dessert, It’s called a USA downside up cake. I have to bake it before I read the recipe.”

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It’s not Politically Correct to say Lottery players are sтuрid or rетаrdеd.
They are “Mathematically Challenged.”

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Donald Trump is starting a petition to stop the sale of pre-shredded cheese.
He’s very serious about trying to make the USA grate again.

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The UK government has recently referred to payday loan companies as “idiotic” for trying to target children and get them into debt. I agree, everyone knows the best way to get a child into debt is to offer them a student loan.

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After receiving a $5 billion donation from the Brazilian government Fifa have just announced that they would like to congratulate Brazil on winning the 2014 World Cup 3-1 against Argentina on 13th July 2014.

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Whether you love him or hate him, Donald Trump has given us something we haven’t had in decades, a First lady we can wаnк to.

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Politics is just show business for ugly people.

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What’s the difference between terrorism and democracy?
Whether the United States is attacking or being attacked.

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“If you build it, they will come.”
Field Of Dreams 1989.
“If we built it, they won’t come.”
Donald Trump. 2017.

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